Honest But Naive
We can choose to wait and mail in our ballots until after Super Tuesday, or we can make our picks now. The one feels like gaming the system; the other, honest but naive.
Gravity’s Rainbow
Most flat-earthers are just spouting off to get attention, but this guy must have been a true believer. Gotta respect that.
It Matters
What matters? Where you put the apostrophe.
Down on the Farm
Canned laughter. Who does that any more?
Saturday Bag o’ Perfection
That’s not the only lasting effect Trump will have on us. Two hundred years from now mothers will shush fractious children with tales of an orange-faced bogeyman coming to get them in their sleep.
A Cold Reaction to the SOTU
We didn’t watch Trump’s state of the union speech last night and after hearing about it I’m glad we didn’t. Of course everyone’s talking about it on Facebook and Twitter, so it’s not like we missed much.
Sunday Bag o’ Sin
I swear, these God-bothering scolds keep padding their lists.
Thursday Bag o’ Normalization
How is any of this normal? What is wrong with us that we want to pretend it is?