Getting Wound Up
I grew up around nasty bigots like Greg Abbott. They filled the pews of the Southern Baptist churches my mother dragged me to. They are the reason I’m an atheist today.
SA In the Shiggy
This morning I looked up shiggy in the Urban Dictionary. Turns out I was pretty close.
Full Blast to … Crickets
The difference I speak of is the level of noise in our house, which has gone from Fast & Furious in Dolby Surround Sound to distant birds chirping in trees on the far side of an alpine meadow.
Too Much Bang for the Buck
How many armed homeowners, hearing strange noises late at night, have wound up killing or maiming their own children and spouses? I bet more than a few.
Scam O’Clock High
I can’t figure out the scam, but there must be money in it or they wouldn’t be doing it.