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The year, that would be. Out with a bang. Shot right through the brain.
Polly scores a hit … on the bracket holding the target
This Christmas we added a compact 9mm pistol to our arsenal, so Polly and I took it and its big brother (a .357 revolver) to an indoor range this [...]
This is the time of year when print, television, radio, and online journalists take a break from the serious business of passing on corporate and government propaganda in order to put together “Best of 2011″ lists.
I thought about making a list of my best blog posts for 2011, but who am I to say [...]
Remember me telling you about the tangled history of Maxie, our newly-adopted dachshund? We’ve been worried that Lauren, Lorrie’s daughter … and Maxie’s most recent owner … might want her puppy back some day, and no wonder … the dog is absolutely loveable, and who wouldn’t want her back?
Donna with Schatzi & Maxie, [...]
The outside lights are up, strung along the eaves on the front of our house. Polly and I put them up two weeks ago. But the tree? That’s a different story.
Our old Martha Stewart Omniliving Holiday TreeĀ® has become a Ghost of Christmas Past: threadbare (yes, artificial trees shed too), one entire section of [...]
Oh, scare-mongering media, what will you terrify us with next?
Well, what more can one say about that? Really. Brain-eating ameobae. I’ll never put anything up my nose again. Not even a finger.
More current news, as seen on Facebook:
Anent the Dear Leader’s demise, I couldn’t help making a few jokes, but [...]
What time is it? Time to write the annual holiday letter to friends and relatives. It’s the hap, happiest time of the year!
Here’s one good reason to keep a blog or diary: when you can’t remember all the things you’ve done over the past year, you can go back month by month and look [...]
When I grew up merchants and advertisers respected non-Christian customers by using Xmas instead of Christmas. Today, Xmas has been replaced by “the holidays.” That’s the spirit in which I use the word, to acknowledge the fact that, in the words of President Obama, “We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus [...]
If you looked at an online news site today, read a newspaper, or watched the six o’clock news, you’re aware of this story:
Safety Board Urges Car Cellphone Ban
The National Transportation Safety Board has recommended a nationwide ban on the use of cellphones and other electronic devices while driving, even hands-free devices. The recommendation [...]
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