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Clickety Clack

Posted on June 26, 2026 by Paul Woodford

Donna’s on her way to Michigan. By train.

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The Art of the Newsletter, Part II

Posted on January 15, 2026January 15, 2026 by Paul Woodford

Another banger of a homeowners’ association newsletter.

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The Art of the Newsletter, Part I

Posted on November 17, 2025January 15, 2026 by Paul Woodford

We’re lucky when it comes to newsletters, because we live in a small 33-home subdivision with its own newsletter. And this month’s issue, written by a member of the homeowners’ association board and emailed to every household, is a doozy, almost dipping into the surreal. I mean …

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A Capital Idea for a New Pronoun

Posted on April 4, 2025April 4, 2025 by Paul Woodford

“When ‘they’ refers to a nonbinary person, why not capitalize it?”

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Writing in the Age of MAGA

Posted on March 24, 2025September 16, 2025 by Paul Woodford

The AP Stylebook and I go back a long way.

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Posted in Big Brother, Culture Wars, Current Events, Media, Military, WordsTagged #AP_Stylebook, #resist, FuckYourRules3 Comments on Writing in the Age of MAGA

Love Porg Long Time

Posted on January 29, 2025 by Paul Woodford

Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in the roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with your wheel spokes.

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Posted in Administrivia, Big Seiko, Consumerism, Personal, WordsTagged EncryptionHassles, FloweryLanguage, FuckTrump1 Comment on Love Porg Long Time

Lap (as Seen from a Drone)

Posted on December 17, 2024December 18, 2024 by Paul Woodford

It’s a crock, all of it. Settle down, all right?

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Waking to Chaos

Posted on November 21, 2024November 24, 2024 by Paul Woodford

Our dogs wake up at 5 a.m. and consequently so do we.

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