A Capital Idea for a New Pronoun
“When ‘they’ refers to a nonbinary person, why not capitalize it?”
Writing in the Age of MAGA
The AP Stylebook and I go back a long way.
Love Porg Long Time
Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in the roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with your wheel spokes.
Lap (as Seen from a Drone)
It’s a crock, all of it. Settle down, all right?
Waking to Chaos
Our dogs wake up at 5 a.m. and consequently so do we.
Horsefeathers
How childish do you have to be to insist on setting off fireworks ten days after the 4th of July just because you weren’t here for the main event?
Saturday Is a Sharing Day
I guess I share too much, because my son Gregory keeps cautioning me not to mention this or that until he gives me the go-ahead.
A Little of Stuff
We bought prepared Thanksgiving dinners the last two times, and guess what? Between reheating and prep, they’re almost as much work as a DIY feast. Our only takeout this year will be the traditional Costco pumpkin pie.