Sympathy Whiz
And then I’ll stop. I promise.
"When I do not want to say things in real life I often say them here." — Mimi Smartypants
Our other children
And then I’ll stop. I promise.
Everything takes longer when you’re old. Pissing, for example, but enough about that.
How childish do you have to be to insist on setting off fireworks ten days after the 4th of July just because you weren’t here for the main event?
If you’ve a sharp eye you’ll notice my watch is on the wrong wrist.
Hey, it’s the 4th of July!
Like a lot of you, I watched last week’s debate between President Biden and the Electoral College-installed former president with dismay.
Fritzi doubles as lap warmer and comfy headrest.
There’s a long hot summer ahead. Stay fresh, cheese bags.