Wear Your Sun Protection, Kids
JFK taught men of my generation to scorn hats. Harrison Ford made them cool again. Skin cancer made them a must.
"When I do not want to say things in real life I often say them here." — Mimi Smartypants
durable and non-durable goods other than wristwatches
JFK taught men of my generation to scorn hats. Harrison Ford made them cool again. Skin cancer made them a must.
It’ll be Valentine’s Day soon and even though Donna pooh-poohs Hallmark holidays I know she doesn’t really mean it.
The Amazon delivery guy left a large flat box at our door yesterday.
This morning I looked up shiggy in the Urban Dictionary. Turns out I was pretty close.
The difference I speak of is the level of noise in our house, which has gone from Fast & Furious in Dolby Surround Sound to distant birds chirping in trees on the far side of an alpine meadow.
I can’t figure out the scam, but there must be money in it or they wouldn’t be doing it.
Well, it was my mail-order bride now, to keep and to care for.
I think I’m ready now to stop adding watches to my collection (I hear Donna saying “yeah, right” from the other end of the house).