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I Feel Pretty

Posted on April 4, 2023April 5, 2023 by Paul Woodford

Bernice, I said to my barber this morning, this shagginess cannot stand.

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A Touch of Red

Posted on April 1, 2023April 14, 2023 by Paul Woodford

Well, it was my mail-order bride now, to keep and to care for.

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INDICATED

Posted on March 31, 2023March 31, 2023 by Paul Woodford

If I could have dinner with any person, alive or dead? My choice would be Trump. Dead.

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Rez Dogs & Modders & Women, Oh My!

Posted on March 23, 2023April 1, 2023 by Paul Woodford

Poor Anthony … all he wants to do is roll around on the floor with his pals!

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Uh Huh

Posted on March 21, 2023March 21, 2023 by Paul Woodford

It’s 10:30 AM in New York City and there’s been no indictment.

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Éirinn go Milis Sé Déag

Posted on March 17, 2023March 17, 2023 by Paul Woodford

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, I’m sixteen years sober!

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You Can’t Read That: Sensitivity Readers, Beware

Posted on March 13, 2023March 13, 2023 by Paul Woodford

You know what I meant by Church Lady, right?

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Saturday Bag o’ Updates (Updated 3/12/23)

Posted on March 11, 2023March 12, 2023 by Paul Woodford

I’ve been playing around with iPads, iPhones, and watches.

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