Say What?
We’re excited about the new federal ruling authorizing non-prescription over-the-counter hearing aid sales
Dog Years
We could say six, but why make them older than we have to?
Suckerbloods
Still gonna quit when this term is up in January, though. I was on the HOA board for three years in the early 2000s, and am now nearing the end of a second three-year stint. Someone else can be responsible for collecting the dues I helped triple!
Tummy Troubles (Not Mine)
What to do? Soak up the barf with paper towels and go back to bed.
Where There’s (Not) Smoke
I guess it’s to be expected that 4th of July parades and gatherings are turning into mass shooting events, as they did yesterday in Chicago and Philadelphia.
The Glorious … Wait, What?
Something tells me I should lead off by saying I don’t endorse this. Even so, my first reaction on seeing it was to say “Wow, take a stand much, Pima County Democratic Party?”
Garbage In, Garbage Out
Putting out the garbage first thing in the morning once a week is just an extra step in my morning chores. So far it’s working: today there’s garbage all up and down the street, but none of it’s ours.
Tasty Kibble
Yes, that is a Betty Ford Rehab Hash T-shirt (he said, bursting with grandfatherly pride).