Paul Woodford

Getting Out

Can there be anything more courageous and self-sacrificing right now than guarding the perimeter of the airport in Kabul?

By the way, that disparaging stereotype about fighter pilots — big Seiko, little dick? — please don’t ask Donna. She’s likely to blurt out the truth.

The Air Force wants to train more new pilots and pump them out quicker. To achieve this goal, it’s making changes to its pilot training program.

Braunschweiger. I knew that stuff had to be good for something.

We’re having a proper Arizona monsoon for a change; the first to live up to its name in the 23 years we’ve lived in Tucson.

The Afghan people could make a difference … if they wanted to. There comes a time to say fuck it and move on.

You think you hate capitalism now? Just wait!

Lulu and Fritzi, at least so far, have exhibited no fascist or authoritarian leanings. Unless you count sounding Reveille before the sun comes up.