Break a Leg
“Pits, tits, and naughty bits”
Muscle Memory
We probably rely on muscle memory more than we realize.
Knuckledragging Gentlemen of Distinction
Never any lack of excitement around these parts.
Increasingly Thinking I Picked the Wrong Century to Quit Drinking
Why is everything so goddamn hard? Fucking coronavirus. It’s easy to understand why so many people want to pretend it’s no longer a threat and get back to normal life.
Tuesday Is a Trousers Day
Been wondering when I’ll put on a pair again. Trousers, I mean.
Thoughts on Motorcycle Helmet Laws (Updated)
Helmets should be mandatory for motorcycle riders and passengers in all 50 states.
Breaking Quarantine on Two Wheels: a Photoblog
I must say, our route took us through some of the deepest reddest sections of the state, Trump country and then some, but from the sparse traffic on the roads it was clear most Arizonans are continuing to shelter in place at home.
Line o’ Succession
Speaking of hopes, I pray the speaker of the house is taking extraordinary precautions against contracting coronavirus, or at least more stringent ones than the members of the executive branch have up to now. Jesus, what a shitshow!