Job Number One
Job number one is to clear your flight path and not hit shit.
"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter." —Mark Twain
Our other children
Job number one is to clear your flight path and not hit shit.
I don’t want to jinx it, so no more election talk for now.
Snakes on a plane, meet contraband crocodile.
I don’t mind confessing that my favorite thing about colder weather is not having to walk the dogs at the crack of dawn.
In an era when “creators” monetize and paywall content, it’s nice to know the old school internet culture of freely sharing information lives on.
Streaming TV was made for folks like me.
Stay fresh, cheese bags!
Such are the joys of trying to keep up with the news.