Not Air-Minded But Adjacent: My Mar-a-Lago(s)
Oh, you want the piggy dirties? Happy to oblige, so long as you understand why I still have to be vague about certain details.
Dog Years
We could say six, but why make them older than we have to?
Suckerbloods
Still gonna quit when this term is up in January, though. I was on the HOA board for three years in the early 2000s, and am now nearing the end of a second three-year stint. Someone else can be responsible for collecting the dues I helped triple!
Tummy Troubles (Not Mine)
What to do? Soak up the barf with paper towels and go back to bed.
(Not) the End of Social Media
Oh, never mind me. Just practicing my Classic Watch Pose.
Classic Watch Pose
crisp white shirt and lavender blazer
Friday Observations & Updates
I’m kind of depressed. But that’ll pass. It always does.
Tuesday Update
So there’s a sense of accomplishment to offset the despair. Few parents get just one or the other, am I right?