Full Blast to … Crickets
The difference I speak of is the level of noise in our house, which has gone from Fast & Furious in Dolby Surround Sound to distant birds chirping in trees on the far side of an alpine meadow.
Too Much Bang for the Buck
How many armed homeowners, hearing strange noises late at night, have wound up killing or maiming their own children and spouses? I bet more than a few.
Memorabilia & Narrow Escapes
I can’t get all righteous over some rich asshole’s collection of Nazi memorabilia.
I Feel Pretty
Bernice, I said to my barber this morning, this shagginess cannot stand.
A Touch of Red
Well, it was my mail-order bride now, to keep and to care for.
INDICATED
If I could have dinner with any person, alive or dead? My choice would be Trump. Dead.
Rez Dogs & Modders & Women, Oh My!
Poor Anthony … all he wants to do is roll around on the floor with his pals!
Uh Huh
It’s 10:30 AM in New York City and there’s been no indictment.