I Feel Pretty
Bernice, I said to my barber this morning, this shagginess cannot stand.
"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter." —Mark Twain
What’s going on in my life
Bernice, I said to my barber this morning, this shagginess cannot stand.
Well, it was my mail-order bride now, to keep and to care for.
If I could have dinner with any person, alive or dead? My choice would be Trump. Dead.
Poor Anthony … all he wants to do is roll around on the floor with his pals!
It’s 10:30 AM in New York City and there’s been no indictment.
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, I’m sixteen years sober!
You know what I meant by Church Lady, right?
I’ve been playing around with iPads, iPhones, and watches.