Spectacles, Testicles, Watch & Wallet
To this day I love it when people ask if I ever saw Deep Throat, and I get to say “No, but I read the book!”
Stanning in the Shade
Our old pool umbrella’s shot, so we ordered a new one. I use the umbrella to shade a section of the pool, moving it around as necessary (it swivels at the base). It’s the only way I can log pool time while staying out of the sun … well, except for swimming at night, the […]
A Birthday
It’s Donna’s birthday. She’s 74. How did that even happen?
My Flamboyant Hosiery
The second I clicked, a mental grail knight—the very one from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade—said “You chose poorly.”
How to #Obamagate
Won’t it be weird if it turns out one of the long-term effects of COVID-19 on young victims is autism, and then they come up with a vaccine?
Night Visitors
Let the javelina sort it out.
Line o’ Succession
Speaking of hopes, I pray the speaker of the house is taking extraordinary precautions against contracting coronavirus, or at least more stringent ones than the members of the executive branch have up to now. Jesus, what a shitshow!
Thursday Bag o’ Leash Training
… Maxie, who was an older girl when we got her, had never been leash trained and to this day doesn’t know what to do when we hook her up to one.