Lordy, it’s going to be hard to be gracious in victory and not return spite for spite, but I’ll try.
As I write, the election remains undecided.
What, you say Hallowe’en isn’t a national holiday? Well, it damn well should be!
Our mail-in ballots arrived yesterday afternoon. I filled mine out this morning.
If I was an observer on Mars, interpreting television signals from Earth, about all I could say with certainty right now is “something’s up, and I don’t like the looks of it.”
I didn’t think Biden should have agreed to debate Trump in the first place, knowing Trump would turn it into a shitshow, and didn’t want to watch. But I did, and Trump did, and that’s the last Trump/Biden debate that’ll darken my TV.
The media isn’t going to change. Critical thinking skills are more important than ever. If your first thought is “good luck with that,” I’m with you, baby. We’re doomed. Got any donuts?
Donald Trump may not be the worst unelected occupant of the White House — many say that distinction belongs to George W. Bush — but he is absolutely the smallest.