A Laissez-Faire Approach to Seasonal Tasks
The tornado in Kentucky, judging by the photos I’m seeing, looks like it squatted over downtown Mayfield and stayed there a while, which is strange and unsettling behavior.
Giving Thanks
Takeout Thanksgiving is just as big a mess to clean up afterward as home-cooked Thanksgiving, but at least the prep is easy.
Beak and Claw
How about a bird post for Thanksgiving?
How Do You Say “They’re” in Spivak?
Damn it, I’m old, and preferred pronouns other than he and her are fingernails on a blackboard to me.
Magic 8-Ball Says: Four Wheels for You
For the first time since my teens, I can envision a future without a motorcycle in it.
Mass Delusion Is the Thing With Feathers
They say the Birds Aren’t Real “movement” is satirical, but so was Ivermectin, and look how that turned out.
Bread and Circuses
Note to self: never put food close to the edge of the countertops.
Another Year Shot To Hell
My calendar year starts on the first day of November, and ends on October 31st, Halloween. Show me a Halloween baby who doesn’t feel the same way, and I’ll show you a soulless robot programmed to go along with the crowd.