Too Much Bang for the Buck
How many armed homeowners, hearing strange noises late at night, have wound up killing or maiming their own children and spouses? I bet more than a few.
"No matter how cynical I get, I can’t keep up.” — Lily Tomlin
It’s all stuff
How many armed homeowners, hearing strange noises late at night, have wound up killing or maiming their own children and spouses? I bet more than a few.
I can’t figure out the scam, but there must be money in it or they wouldn’t be doing it.
Well, it was my mail-order bride now, to keep and to care for.
Poor Anthony … all he wants to do is roll around on the floor with his pals!
I’ve been playing around with iPads, iPhones, and watches.
I think I’m ready now to stop adding watches to my collection (I hear Donna saying “yeah, right” from the other end of the house).
Meanwhile, it’s snowing.
Donna made polenta last night.