Too Much Bang for the Buck
How many armed homeowners, hearing strange noises late at night, have wound up killing or maiming their own children and spouses? I bet more than a few.
Memorabilia & Narrow Escapes
I can’t get all righteous over some rich asshole’s collection of Nazi memorabilia.
I Feel Pretty
Bernice, I said to my barber this morning, this shagginess cannot stand.
A Touch of Red
Well, it was my mail-order bride now, to keep and to care for.
INDICATED
If I could have dinner with any person, alive or dead? My choice would be Trump. Dead.
Rez Dogs & Modders & Women, Oh My!
Poor Anthony … all he wants to do is roll around on the floor with his pals!
Uh Huh
It’s 10:30 AM in New York City and there’s been no indictment.
Éirinn go Milis Sé Déag
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, I’m sixteen years sober!