El Tour Eve

November 21st, 2008

It’s the night before the big day: El Tour de Tucson is tomorrow.  Donna and I (and Darrell, and Lorri, and Mary Anne — the core members of the Trail Trash) are riding the 35-mile section of this annual event.  Next year we may tackle the 67-miler.  The really good riders, of course, are doing either the 80-miler or the whole 109 miles.  We’re certainly not ready for that.

We’re carpooling to the start, and if everything goes as planned, two non-participating friends will ferry our cars to the end so that we don’t have to wait for the shuttle.  But if things fall through at the last minute, there’s always the shuttle, so we’re not too worried.

Yesterday my air compressor decided it was a good day to die, so I’ll be pumping tires by hand in the morning.  We’re all wearing Spandex and non-matching jerseys*, and if the photos aren’t too embarrassing I’ll post them later.

After the finish, provided we have our own cars, we’re going to celebrate at a downtown tapas bar.  I never knew there was any such thing in Tucson, but Mary Anne says one exists.  If we have to take the shuttle back to the start, though, our post-ride plans will have to change.

* One of our longer-term projects is to have some Trail Trash jerseys made.  Goal: before next year’s El Tour.

Monday Morning Photoblogging

November 17th, 2008

Our friend Rudy came down from Las Vegas for the weekend.  Since it was his birthday, we invited friends over for a dinner party Saturday evening.  Here are a few photos for your enjoyment:

Lorri & Mary Anne, helping out

Lorri & Mary Anne, helping out

Rudy the birthday boy

Rudy the birthday boy

Lorri, Darrell, Rudy, Gail, Ed, Donna, Paul

Lorri, Darrell, Rudy, Gail, Ed, Donna, Paul

If you’re interested in the culinary aspects our our dinner party, be sure to check out this entry at my cooking blog, Crouton’s Kitchen.

Saturday Photoblogging

November 15th, 2008

I like this one.  It was taken at our friend Mary Anne’s house one week ago, at a birthday party she threw for me and another friend.  It is, I believe, the first photo of the post-retirement Woodfords.  We’ll probably look about the same in 20 years, only with walkers. And living under a bridge, eating rats.

Paul & Donna

Paul & Donna

The next few photos are really fresh, like from two hours ago.  Darrell and I rode to downtown Tucson for the 4th Avenue Bike Swap, a twice-yearly event, to mingle with the green new-age vegan crowd and see what we could find to buy.  I came home empty-handed, but Darrell found a new pair of bike shorts and a jersey, and anyway, we both had a great ride coming and going.  Not a bad morning:

Darrell at the bike swap

Darrell

Macaw bicycles . . . I wanted to buy one

Macaw bicycles . . . I want one

At the bike swap

Pining for my lost youth . . . and a doobie

At the bike swap

Obama's demographic

At the bike swap

Bike, tunes, gloves, ready to go . . . oops, forgot the helmet

p.s. About that ridiculous object on my head . . . it’s a combination sun hat and bandana that fits under a bicycle helmet, with protective flaps for the back and sides. My dermatologist froze ten pre-cancerous growths on different parts of my face Friday. I see him twice a year and he finds a few every visit . . . things I never see myself, even though I study my face every morning when I shave . . . not to mention the three or four basal cell cancers he’s removed. Nothing to muck about with, this Arizona sun, but I’m damned if I’m going to stay indoors all the time.

Qweep

November 12th, 2008

If I were a hopeless nerd, I’d say that this has been a productive morning.  If you look over at the right sidebar, you’ll see an RSS feed icon.  Clicking it will take you to an RSS feed for all three of my blogs.  RSS stands for Really Simple Syndication, but setting up a feed to combine all three blogs wasn’t “really simple.”  It took all morning, which is why I’m wasting your precious blog-surfing time telling you about it.

Who loves ya, babe?  Me, that’s who.

My Inner Rachel Ray

November 12th, 2008
The resemblance is uncanny, isn't it?

Coincidence? I think not.

Since I retired I’ve been cooking more:

  • Monday, chicken noodle soup
  • Tuesday, pad thai with chicken and shrimp
  • Wednesday, 15-bean soup with ham
  • Thursday, Italian meat sauce with pasta

Hungry?  Get thee over to Crouton’s Kitchen and read all about it!

Veterans Day

November 11th, 2008

My friend Dick sent this John Stuart Mill quotation in honor of Veterans Day:

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

I, like Dick and the men and women we served with, am proud to have served our country.  There have been times in our recent past when our countrymen have turned their backs to veterans.  As a country and as a people, we didn’t honor those who served in Vietnam, nor did we do much for them. We wanted to put that unpleasant experience behind us, and the vets were constant reminders of that which we wanted to ignore.

My father signed me up for the American Legion when I joined the US Air Force in the mid-1970s. At the time the Legion was a World War II veterans’ club; returning Vietnam vets were largely unwelcome. The boys of the American Legion won WWII; those scruffy long-hairs lost Vietnam to the commies.

I didn’t want to have anything to do with the Legion and put the membership card in a dresser drawer. What I didn’t know then was that my father was campaigning for the Legion to welcome Vietnam vets. He won over his local post, then took the campaign to other posts in Missouri. Other honorable men were doing the same thing in other states. They prevailed, and in the 1980s the American Legion became a welcoming place for Vietnam vets.

When I learned all that, I pulled my membership card out of the drawer and put it in my wallet. I was, and am, proud of my dad for supporting veterans of an unpopular war. When he was dying at his home in Cape Girardeau, in just the few days I was there, Vietnam vet after Vietnam vet dropped by to visit with, and honor, their old friend. Shit, I’m tearing up just writing this, because it’s true, and because it was important . . . not just to my father and to the Vietnam vets, but to me as well.

The current war is deeply unpopular and will likely become more so, yet we as a nation have so far pulled together to honor veterans of that war. Long may it stay that way.

Not to be outdone by my buddy Dick, I’ll end with Rudyard Kipling’s Tommy, lest we forget how veterans are too often taken for granted:

I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but ‘adn’t none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-’alls,
But when it comes to fightin’, Lord! they’ll shove me in the stalls!

For it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Tommy, wait outside”;
But it’s “Special train for Atkins” when the trooper’s on the tide,
The troopship’s on the tide, my boys, the troopship’s on the tide,
O it’s “Special train for Atkins” when the trooper’s on the tide.

Yes, makin’ mock o’ uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an’ they’re starvation cheap;
An’ hustlin’ drunken soldiers when they’re goin’ large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin’ in full kit.

Then it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Tommy, ‘ow’s yer soul?”
But it’s “Thin red line of ‘eroes” when the drums begin to roll,
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it’s “Thin red line of ‘eroes” when the drums begin to roll.

We aren’t no thin red ‘eroes, nor we aren’t no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An’ if sometimes our conduck isn’t all your fancy paints,
Why, single men in barricks don’t grow into plaster saints;

While it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Tommy, fall be’ind”,
But it’s “Please to walk in front, sir”, when there’s trouble in the wind,
There’s trouble in the wind, my boys, there’s trouble in the wind,
O it’s “Please to walk in front, sir”, when there’s trouble in the wind.

You talk o’ better food for us, an’ schools, an’ fires, an’ all:
We’ll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don’t mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow’s Uniform is not the soldier-man’s disgrace.

For it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Chuck him out, the brute!”
But it’s “Saviour of ‘is country” when the guns begin to shoot;
An’ it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ anything you please;
An’ Tommy ain’t a bloomin’ fool — you bet that Tommy sees!

Postscript

November 10th, 2008

My daughter took this photo from her apartment balcony in Phoenix:

Parked

Parked

John Williams Is the Man

November 8th, 2008

This bit of YouTube genius made me happy. Bet it does you too:

H/T to Neatorama.

Pretty in Spandex

November 8th, 2008

Note: there will be no photographs in this entry, for reasons that will soon become apparent.

I decided to go for a bicycle ride this morning.  Since it was chilly, I pulled on my new Spandex tights.  Oh my God!  One glance at the bedroom mirror and I fished out a pair of baggy shorts to put on over them.  I don’t know why the tights are so much more revealing than my Spandex bike shorts, but they are.

It’s been a standing joke in our bicycling group that in time we’ll turn into Spandex-wearing yuppies, the sort of poseurs who wear identical jerseys and ride in groups, sneering at mere recreational bicyclists.  Oh, and that Darrell and I, the two guys in the group, will start shaving our legs.

My path to poseur-hood has been a predictable one.  First came the fancy road bike, then the bicycle shoes, then the baggy mountain bike shorts (baggy on the outside, Spandex — what else? — inside).  Two months ago I started wearing all-Spandex shorts; today, full-length Spandex tights.  Along the way I picked up three jerseys: two short-sleeved and one long.

There’s a tragic side to Spandex, apart from the tragedy of what I look like in tights — it has created a rift within our group.  It started when one of the women in our group jokingly asked another woman when she was going to start wearing Spandex.  Alas, the second woman — an attractive woman and a long-time friend — is sensitive about her appearance.  She took it as a crack about her looks and stormed off.  Weeks later, when we finally cajoled her into going out to dinner with us, my wife Donna, fishing around for small talk, told her I had started wearing Spandex.  We haven’t seen her since.  I wish I could tell her that I’m probably even more sensitive about my appearance than she is (and that there’s nothing wrong with her appearance in the first place), but that would no doubt do more harm than good, so I’ll just stay out of it and hope that, in time, she comes back.

Darrell, no poseur he, still rides a hybrid and wears regular shoes and shorts.  He’s a Fred, through and through, and I mean that in a good way.  I’m far down the yuppie trendoid road (and getting worse by the day) but I’m a Fred at heart and always will be.  And I’ll stand with my brother Freds and take this solemn vow:

I will never shave my legs.

Shape of Earth — Views Differ

November 8th, 2008

In the comment thread to my Choosing Day post, I responded to a reader by saying, in part:

“In the weeks leading up to Nov 4th, I’d see polls on the internet that consistently showed Obama winning the electoral count with considerably over 300 votes to McCain with 170 or so. Yet the media felt a closer race, or the appearance of a closer race, was in its own best interest, and kept pushing the notion that the two candidates were neck to neck.”

Throughout the month of October, as Obama’s lead in the polls widened, some in the media seized on contrary and outlying polls showing stronger support for McCain, at one point reporting a one-percent difference between the candidates.  I sensed that the media felt it was in their own interest to report the race as being closer than it was, but why?  For their corporate sponsors, by attracting more readers, viewers, and listeners?  At the direction of conservative owners, who subscribe to the Bush administration’s belief that empire can create its own reality?  Or was it simply the desire to appear balanced?

More and more, I think balance drives the train.  Corporate sponsors and conservative owners want balance; reporters self-censor to help create it.  I heard the evolutionist Richard Dawkins say on NPR that he’d turned down several mainstream media interview requests because the producers wanted to pair him with some prominent creationist or other, by way of balance . . . thus creating in the minds of listeners and viewers the impression that the evolution versus creationism question is a toss-up, a 50/50 proposition.

But it’s not balance for its own sake they’re after.  They’re after avoiding controversy.  They’re after not bringing trouble down upon themselves.  They’re after not stirring up those who oppose reality.  Paul Krugman said it best:

“The media are desperately afraid of being accused of bias. And that’s partly because there’s a whole machine out there, an organized attempt to accuse them of bias whenever they say anything that the Right doesn’t like. So rather than really try to report things objectively, they settle for being even-handed, which is not the same thing. One of my lines in a column — in which a number of people thought I was insulting them personally — was that if Bush said the Earth was flat, the mainstream media would have stories with the headline: ‘Shape of Earth — Views Differ.’ Then they’d quote some Democrats saying that it was round.”

Word.