Wheel for the Real World

The other night while we were watching Wheel of Fortune, our nightly pre-dinner ritual, I misinterpreted A_O_T_ON.  “Abortion!” I shouted, as Donna shouted “Adoption,” and of course Donna turned out to be right, because Vanna and Pat would never subject us to controversy or unpleasantness.  But wouldn’t it be fun if they did?  Just imagine […]

Old White People Mourn Loss of Paul Harvey

First it was Arthur Godfrey, now this.  RV parks and barbershops everywhere will be draped in black. I grew up with Paul Harvey on the radio, and must admit I enjoyed his staccato delivery and homespun manner.  At some point, of course, I realized “homespun” encompassed a lot of hatred.  Hatred of blacks, of hippies, […]

Day Trip Photoblogging

We drove to Phoenix with Darrell and Mary Anne yesterday for one of our semi-annual cultural outings.  On past trips we’ve we’ve gawked at first ladies’ gowns, renaissance masterpieces, contemporary photography, plasticized corpses, and relics of the Titanic.  This time we beamed up to see a traveling Star Trek exhibit: Our friend Mary Anne, it […]