The other night while we were watching Wheel of Fortune, our nightly pre-dinner ritual, I misinterpreted A_O_T_ON. “Abortion!” I shouted, as Donna shouted “Adoption,” and of course Donna turned out to be right, because Vanna and Pat would never subject us to controversy or unpleasantness. But wouldn’t it be fun if they did? Just imagine . . . the contestant ahead of you spins out on Bankrupt . . . suddenly it’s your turn . . . STE_ CE__ RESE_RC_ . . . I’d like to solve, Pat!
Or Jeopardy . . . can’t you just hear Alex saying, “This round’s categories are Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Murderous Dictators, Things You’d Find in Used Kleenex, Household Poisons, and Corrupt Government Officials.” How much fun would that be?
Hey, I can dream, can’t I?
hahahaha I would tune in for that!