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And the Cob You Rode in On

According to my sources, today’s National Corn on the Cob Day.

Donna’s at her annual sewing guild retreat, partying with friends, free from the demands of kitchen, hearth, husband, and dogs.

Pro tip: a suicide knob on the steering wheel is a must for driving with a dog in your lap.

This morning I looked up shiggy in the Urban Dictionary. Turns out I was pretty close.

I can’t get all righteous over some rich asshole’s collection of Nazi memorabilia.

Poor Anthony … all he wants to do is roll around on the floor with his pals!

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, I’m sixteen years sober!

I’ve been playing around with iPads, iPhones, and watches.