Family Fourth of July Cookblogging

Our grandson Pesce stayed with us during the last part of June, joined on the 2nd of July by his parents, Baguette and Truffle, and his Aunt Escargot, our daughter. Escargot’s boyfriend Manzo Bistecca rolled in on the 3rd, and we were all together … save for our granddaughter Biscotto, who was stuck in Seattle … for the 4th of July.

Sadly, the Glorious Fourth has come and gone and Ditalini are alone again, but while the gang was here, such cooking!


Chef Pesce

Antipasto & Not Gazpacho

Not Gazpacho w/antipasto tray

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Escargot, Truffle, Baguette, Pesce, Ditalini

Chooks on the spit

Chooks on the spit

Slow braised short ribs

Slow braised short ribs

4th of July 2014

Escargot, Manzo, Crouton, Truffle, Ditalini

Most of the recipes are already up here at Crouton’s Kitchen.

The deMenthe pets are always happy when company comes, because they inevitably talk guests into giving them treats.


Ubriaco the auxiliary dog


Peloso the horrible old cat

Schatzi (photo: Paul Woodford)

Mortadella the princess


Dinnertime truce

Well, you know what they say … the family who cooks together eats together. Or something like that!


The Second Rule of Cooking Club

If it looks wrong, go with your gut.

Our second cooking club dinner was last night. The theme was Italian, using recipes from the cookbooks of celebrity chef Mario Batali. Ditalini and I were in charge of the antipasto; Magret de Canard, our host, prepared the main dish; Manzo & Anitra Spezzatino brought the salad; Tiburón & Camarón Ceviche prepared a vegetable side dish. Houskový Knedlík was in charge of dessert but couldn’t come, so we raided Magret’s stash of gelato.

It was a terrific dinner. By the time I remembered to take a photo of our antipasto tray there was nothing left, but I did manage to get shots of the other dishes before they disappeared:


Verdura in Scapece


Arista alla Porchetta


Arista alla Porchetta


Concia di Zucchine

Yes, I know my food photography wasn’t the best last night, but at least this gives you the idea.

Dinner was molto Italiano, not just the food but the company and conversation: we talked and talked and talked some more and didn’t get up from the table for at least two hours. It was a great success … except for the Ceviches’ Concia de Zucchine, or marinated zucchini … which wasn’t their fault. It was Mario Batali himself who ruined that dish!

The recipe for Concia de Zucchini (which you can see on the left side of my plate in the fourth photo, above) comes from a Mario Batali cookbook titled Molto Italiano, and appears on page 447. The zucchini is sliced thinly, made crispy by frying, then marinated and served at room temperature. The marinade, according to Batali’s recipe (and at least four of us looked at it afterward to verify the amounts and ingredients), is made with minced garlic, two teaspoons of red pepper flakes, a cup of fresh basil, two tablespoons of kosher salt, two tablespoons of ground black pepper, and a quarter cup of red wine vinegar.

Two tablespoons of salt? You could brine a 20-pound turkey with that much salt! Even if the recipe mistakenly called for tablespoons instead of teaspoons, that still would have been way way too much salt.

Tiburón thought the measurements were way off when he prepared the dish, but decided to trust the famous chef (like, how many of us have multiple cookbooks in print, never mind our own TV shows?). He worried about it all the way over to Magret’s, and told us repeatedly beforehand he thought it would be too salty to eat. Sure enough, it was.

Something in Batali’s recipe is wrong, and it’s not just the salt … the red and black pepper are way out of proportion too. Afterward Tiburón said he should have gone with his gut.

Hence the Second Rule of Cooking Club: If it looks wrong, go with your gut.

This isn’t the first time I’ve seen gross errors in cookbooks … including Julia Child’s classic Mastering the Art of French Cooking, which omits an important step in preparing her famous Boeuf Bourguignon recipe.

Well, live and learn. I probably would have trusted Mario Batali’s recipe too. Gee, I wonder if he’ll confiscate our tips if we point out the error on his Facebook page?


Crouton’s Beef & Guinness Stew

We had the richest, beefiest stew at a friend’s home last winter. She told me it was beef & Guinness stew and that I’d find the recipe on line. I pulled a big chuck roast out of the freezer the other day and decided to make it myself. Perhaps I chose the wrong recipe, because I wound up modifying it to make it taste as good as my friend’s stew. Since I modified the recipe I started with, I’m calling this one my own … trial and error, baby!

What trial? What error? When I looked up recipes I found three, each one slightly different. All three called for beef, onion, carrots, and Guinness, but then one added some beef stock while another added chicken stock. I chose the “pure” one, the one that called for Guinness alone. When the stew had simmered a couple of hours I tasted it and found it decidedly non-beefy. I added a can of beef stock, and while I was at it, three small cut-up red potatoes and one sliced parsnip. The result was, as I’d hoped, rich and beefy tasting, one of the best stews I’ve made.


Ingredients, beef & Guinness stew (Phone photo: Paul Woodford)

Ingredients (less beef broth, potato, and parsnip, which I added later)

  • 2 lb rump or chuck roast
  • 3 tbsp oil
  • 2 tbsp flour
  • salt & pepper
  • pinch of cayenne
  • 2 large onions, coarsely chopped
  • 1 garlic clove, crushed
  • 2 tbsp tomato puree or paste, dissolved in 4 tablespoons water
  • 1 1/4 cups Guinness
  • 1 1/4 cups beef broth
  • 4 large carrots, sliced
  • 3 small red potatoes, cut into 1″ squares
  • 1 parsnip, sliced
  • sprig of fresh thyme
  • chopped parsley, for garnish


Trim beef of fat and gristle, cut into large pieces. Mix flour, salt, pepper, and cayenne in a bowl and dredge the beef so it is lightly coated. Heat a couple of tbsp olive oil in a skillet and brown the beef on all sides, about ten pieces at a time. Remove the already-browned beef as you brown fresh batches.

Beef & Guinness stew

The stew, before I added beef broth, potato, and parsnip

Reduce the heat in the skillet, add the onions, garlic, tomato puree, and browned beef to the skillet, cover, and cook gently for five minutes. Transfer the contents of the skillet to a casserole and pour half the Guinness into the skillet. Bring Guinness to a boil and stir to dissolve the caramelized meat juices in the skillet. Pour over the meat, along with the remaining Guinness and beef stock. Add the vegetables and thyme. Stir and adjust seasonings. Cover the casserole and simmer over low heat, or in a 300°F oven until the meat is tender, 2 to 3 hours. Garnish the beef with parsley and serve.

Beef & Guinness stew

Beef & Guinness stew


The First Rule of Cooking Club

… is tell everyone about it on your cooking blog.

Ditalini and I are Hash House Harriers, members of a notoriously disorganized hare & hounds trail club with chapters all over the world. After a recent trail, while eight of us were cooling off at a local pub, our friend Magret de Canard told us about the weekend she spent escorting a cookbook author who’d been a speaker at Tucson’s annual book fair. The author was Hugo Ortega, and he’d given Magret a copy of his new cookbook, Backstreet Kitchen. She had the book with her and we passed it around. Somehow the idea of starting a cooking club popped into our heads.

We’re calling ourselves the On-On Gourmet Hash House Harriers, even though the only trails we’ll follow will be culinary ones. We’re going to cook and consume dinners together, once every other month. Our idea is to pick a chef with an online or print cookbook, then draw lots for who’ll prepare an appetizer, salad or soup course, main course, and dessert — all from that chef’s repertoire. Whoever draws the main course will host; everyone else will prepare their assigned courses at home and bring them to the host’s house for dinner. After dinner, we’ll pick a new chef and draw lots for who’ll prepare what for our next meeting, two months down the road.

Our inaugural cooking club meeting was two nights ago, and we started with — who else — Hugo Ortega and his Backstreet Kitchen cookbook. Ditalini and I drew the main course (Slow Braised Short Ribs, pg 164), so we hosted. We were joined by the Spezzatinos, Manzo & Anitra, who prepared the dessert (Pear Tarte Tatin, pg 184); the Ceviches, Tiburón & Camarón, who prepared the appetizer (Mushroom Escargot with Pesto, pg 119), the aforementioned Magret de Canard, who prepared a side dish (Garlic Mashed Potatoes, pg 152), and another single member, Houskový Knedlík, who can’t cook for squat but that’s okay because we named him our resident provisioner of wines & spirits.

All hail Hugo Ortega! The On-On Gourmets Hash House Harriers is off to a great start. Here we are, setting off on our inaugural gastronomical trail (which, I admit, looks very much like sitting down to dinner):

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Magret de Canard, Houskový Knedlík, Anitra Spezzatino

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Manzo Spezzatino, Camarón (standing) & Tiburón Ceviche, Ditalini deMenthe

I don’t remember who’s preparing what for our next meeting (Ditalini wrote it all down, thank goodness), but our next chef is Mario Batali.

And now that I’ve talked up Hugo Ortega and his great cookbook, you’ll be pleased to learn that I’ve posted his Slow Braised Short Ribs recipe, along with some photos of its preparation, directly below this entry.


Slow Braised Short Ribs

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Slow braised short ribs with garlic mashed potatoes, Brussels sprouts, and asparagus

This dish is from Hugo Ortega’s Backstreet Kitchen cookbook. I prepared it for a cooking club dinner the other night, and it was a hit. Although it may appear complicated, it’s actually easy to prepare (if you don’t count peeling the cipollini onions). The only modification I made to Hugo Ortega’s recipe was to double it, since I was cooking for eight. If you’re cooking for a smaller group, cut the ingredients in half.

Ingredients (serves 8)

  • 6 lbs short ribs, cut in 2″ lengths
  • 4 eggs
  • 1/2 cup milk
  • lots of coarsely ground black pepper
  • kosher salt
  • olive oil
  • 2 large carrots, peeled & chopped
  • 1 large white onion, chopped
  • 12 large cipollini onions, peeled & intact
  • 2 large celery ribs, chopped
  • 2 cups red wine
  • 2 cups water


Pat the short ribs dry with a paper towel. Dip them in beaten eggs, then roll on a plate covered with ground pepper and salt. Set aside.

Heat about 3 tbsps of olive oil over medium heat in a large Dutch oven, then brown the ribs on all sides. Set aside.

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Browning the short ribs

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Browned short ribs with other ingredients

Leave the oil and scrapings from browning the ribs in the Dutch oven and add the chopped white onion, celery, carrots, and cipollini onions. Cook the vegetables for three minutes, gently turning them with a wooden spoon and being careful not to damage the cipollini onions. Add the wine and water to deglaze the vegetables.

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Cooking the vegetables

With tongs, layer the short ribs in the Dutch oven with the vegetables and liquid (which should cover the short ribs about 3/4 of the way). Spoon some of the liquid over the short ribs that are on top of the liquid. Cover the Dutch oven and place it in a preheated 375° oven. Braise until fork tender (3 to 3/12 hours). Check occasionally and add water if necessary (I didn’t need to).

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Short ribs back in the pot, ready to braise in the oven

When cooked, gently remove the short ribs and cipollini onions from the pot with tongs or a slotted spoon. Leave the rest of the cooked vegetables in the pot and throw away, or save for something else (see the notes below). Arrange the ribs and cipollinis on a platter and spoon a little of the cooking liquid over them. Serve with garlic mashed potatoes.

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Ready to serve, buffet style


You don’t normally see beef short ribs at the corner grocery store. I ordered mine from a local butcher, who cut them into 2″ lengths for me.

The best way to peel cipollini onions is to carefully slice off the root ends, drop a few at a time into boiling water for 30 seconds, then take them out with a strainer and plunge them into a bowl of iced water (to stop them from cooking). When you’re ready for them, pat them dry, snip off the pointy ends of the peels with kitchen scissors, and gently pull off the papery skins.

Ditalini asked me to save the leftover cooking liquid, chopped white onion, celery, and carrots included. She’s going to add some leftover steak and potatoes and make a beef stew with it. Should be heavenly.


Green Chile Beef Stew

I tasted this green chile beef stew at my friend Gusti Come Pollo’s house. It was so good I chained myself to the front porch and refused to leave until she shared the recipe. Yesterday I finally got around to making it at home. Not only is it as good as I remembered, it’s simple to make.

By the way, is it chile or chili? Most dictionaries say chile is preferred but that either word is okay. The convention I adopted for Crouton’s Kitchen is to use chile when it I’m referring to chile peppers or dishes made with chile peppers, chili when I’m referring to Tex-Mex chili beans or chili con carne. The Tex-Mex chilis generally don’t include chile peppers but are prepared with chile powder instead.

This stew uses green chile peppers, a lot of them, but not a bit of chile powder.


Green chile beef stew


  • 2 lb top sirloin, cubed
  • 1/4 cup flour, seasoned w/salt & pepper
  • 2 tbsp olive oil
  • 1 yellow onion, chopped
  • 2-3 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 1 large can (27 oz) Hatch green chiles, chopped
  • 4 cans beef broth
  • 1 can diced tomatoes
  • 1/4 cup red wine


Dredge cubed sirloin in seasoned flour, shake off excess, brown in a heavy Dutch oven in a little olive oil. As the meat browns, add the onion. After the meat is browned and the onion has become translucent, add the garlic and chopped green chiles. Add the broth, tomatoes, and wine.

Bring the stew to a low boil while scraping the pot to work loose the flour that stuck to the pot when browning the beef. As soon as the stew reaches a low boil reduce the heat to simmer and go find something else to do for 2-3 hours. Allowing the stew to simmer that long will make the beef melt-in-your-mouth tender.

Serve with crusty bread or your favorite corn bread recipe.


Yes, you can and probably should use fresh Hatch green chiles if they’re available, but you’ll want to skin and seed them first. The nice thing about canned green chiles is that they’re already skinned and seeded, and all you have to do is chop them up. Don’t use the liquid that comes in the can of chiles; just throw that out. Do, however, use the juice that’s in the can of diced tomatoes. Gusti Come Pollo added a bit of dark baking chocolate to her stew so I did the same, but it’s optional and that’s why I didn’t list it in the ingredients. They say chocolate deepens the flavor somehow, but I can never taste it in the finished dish and am not convinced it really adds anything.


Sausage & Spinach with Fettuccini Alfredo

We went to one of our favorite Italian restaurants a few weeks ago. We were with a crowd, so we ordered appetizers. On the appetizer menu was a dish labeled Sausage & Spinach. Sounded good, so we tried it, and it was a hit with everyone. Naturally, I had to try making it myself at home, and, rather than serving it as an appetizer, serving it with pasta as a main dish.

Here’s our dinner in mid-preparation: sausage and spinach on the front burners; fettuccini and alfredo sauce on the back burners:


Click here for my fettuccini alfredo recipe. Here’s how I prepared the sausage & spinach:


  • 2 links sweet or hot Italian sausage, sliced
  • 1/4 red onion, thinly sliced
  • 5-6 cloves garlic, thinly sliced
  • olive oil
  • large bag of fresh spinach
  • salt & pepper to taste


Sauté the onion, garlic, and sausage in a little olive oil. When the sausage is nearly done, begin sautéing the spinach in a little olive oil in another pan. When the spinach has cooked down, toss it with the sausage and serve.


Raw Italian sausage produces a lot of oil during cooking and will have to be drained and patted dry on paper towels before tossing with the spinach. I recommend parboiling your sausage ahead of time so it’ll slice nicely and cook without generating oil.

The ingredients listed will make a nice dinner for four.

Here’s the complete dinner, ready to eat:



Crouton’s Salade Niçoise

Our State of the Union speech night dinner was a nice Niçoise, which is a really awful pun, since Niçoise basically means “Nice-style,” after the city on the French Riviera. I promise not to do it again.

Ditalini and I wanted a salad, and after Caesar and his sidekick Cobb, Niçoise is probably the best-known salad around, but one we couldn’t remember ever having before. I found an easy and not-too-Americanized recipe online and based my own Niçoise on that, with a few modifications. Apart from the vinaigrette dressing (true believers insist on olive oil alone, possibly with a little salt & pepper), I think Salade Niçoise purists would find my version acceptable, or at least not to be scorned. After all, I didn’t add corn. Or bacon. And don’t think I wasn’t tempted.


Crouton’s Salad Niçoise


  • For the vinaigrette:
    • 1/2 cup lemon juice
    • 3/4 cup olive oil
    • 1 medium shallot, minced
    • 1 tsp thyme
    • 1 tsp basil
    • 1 tsp oregano
    • 1 tsp Dijon mustard
    • salt, pepper
  • For the salad:
    • 2 small tuna steaks (about 4 oz each), or 2 cans tuna
    • 3-4 hard boiled eggs, peeled and quartered
    • 6-8 small potatoes, scrubbed and quartered
    • 1 head of Boston or butter lettuce
    • 2 small Roma tomatoes, quartered lengthwise
    • half a small red onion, sliced thin
    • a handful of green beans
    • 1/4 cup pitted Greek olives
    • 1 can flat anchovy filets
    • salt & pepper


Whisk vinaigrette ingredients in a small bowl, season with salt & pepper, set aside.

Boil the potatoes in salted water for 5-8 minutes until just done. Save the water, set the potatoes aside. Boil the green beans 3-5 minutes, then transfer them to a bowl of iced water to stop them from cooking any more.

Tuna: if using fresh, sear in a hot pan with a little olive oil, then cook until just done. Alternately you can use canned tuna, which doesn’t require cooking.

Pull the lettuce into bite-sized pieces, toss with vinaigrette until coated, arrange on a platter or individual dishes. Cut the potatoes in quarters, toss them in vinaigrette, arrange to one side of the lettuce. Toss the green beans in vinaigrette, arrange alongside the lettuce. Toss the tomatoes and onions in vinaigrette and arrange on top of the lettuce. Lay the flat anchovy strips on top of that. Toss the cooked tuna with vinaigrette and arrange the tuna on top (if using canned tuna, just drizzle a little vinaigrette over the tuna after putting it on top). Arrange the quartered eggs and olives along the sides of the platter or plates.

Serve with good crusty bread.


I was making salad for two. I had enough left over for a third serving.

I cooked the potatoes and green beans early. I think the potatoes are prettier if you leave the skin on. When I started assembling the salad, I had everything else cut up and ready to go.

It’s very easy to overcook tuna, so don’t get distracted. Some say it’s better to just use canned tuna. Some of my friends use fresh tuna but only sear the outside, preferring it raw. Your call.

The anchovy averse (you poor sad things, you) may use capers instead of anchovies.

You can hard-boil and peel your own eggs if you prefer, but I get them at Safeway, where they come in 2-packs and 6-packs.

Seriously, don’t use mayonnaise, or bacon, or corn. I’ll sic the Gendarmerie Nicois on you if you do!


Gusti’s Spoon Cornbread

Our friend Gusti C. Pollo introduced us to this cornbread at a party last month, and I begged for the recipe. She graciously shared it with me, and yesterday I made a batch to see if it was as good as I remembered. Oh yeah.


Ready for the oven


  • 1 cup cornmeal
  • 1 cup flour
  • 1 tsp salt
  • ¼ cup sugar
  • 3 tsp baking powder
  • ½ cup melted butter
  • 1 egg
  • 1 can creamed corn
  • 1 tbsp finely chopped jalapeño peppers (or to taste)
  • ¾ cup milk
  • 1 can green chiles, chopped
  • grated cheese (sharp cheddar or your choice)


Mix the first ten ingredients to make a batter. Pour half the batter into a flat baking pan or oven-proof casserole and spread it with a spatula until flat. Top with half the grated cheese and chiles. Pour a second layer of batter on top, spread it, and top with the remaining cheese and chiles. Bake at 400° for 45 minutes to 1 hour.


Perfect with chili!


A purist would use fresh Hatch chiles, but I’m coming around to the canned ones. They taste great and are always perfectly skinned, with no black flakes from the scorching process. Your choice, though. When Gusti says one can of green chiles, she means a normal sized can. The one we had in our cupboard was a large one, which you can see in the top photo. I used five to six peppers from that can and saved the rest.

If you’re using a smaller baking pan or casserole you can split the batter into three layers. Gusti said not to grease the pan, but I sprayed ours lightly with Pam and was happy with the results. The cornbread was done in 40 minutes, so maybe cooking time is oven-dependent … at any rate, I’d give it a toothpick check at 40 minutes and adjust from there.

This cornbread goes perfectly with Crouton’s chili con carne!


Crouton’s Bouillabaisse

The deMenthes always have seafood on Christmas Eve. Since we were visiting our son Baguette and his family in Las Vegas this year, and since our son had announced he was going to make clam chowder on Christmas Day, I decided to try my hand at bouillabaisse for Christmas Eve. This recipe is my version of one I found on the Food Network website.

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  • Bouillabaisse
    • olive oil
    • 2 carrots, julienned
    • 1 bulb fresh fennel, julienned
    • 1 leek, julienned
    • 1 rib celery, julienned
    • 1 sprig thyme
    • 1 sprig rosemary
    • 1 bay leaf
    • 10 cloves garlic, peeled and chopped
    • 1 strip dried orange peel
    • 2 cups dry white wine
    • 2 tablespoons tomato paste
    • 1 quart clam juice
    • 6 pinches saffron
    • 1 lb clams
    • 1 lb Chilean sea bass, cut into 1-inch cubes
    • 1 lb large shrimp, peeled and veined
    • 1 lb mussels
    • small lobster tails
    • 1 can tomatoes, seeded and chopped
  • Rouille
    • 2 egg yolks
    • 2 tsp tomato paste
    • 1 tsp fennel, chopped
    • 4 cloves garlic, chopped
    • 1 small dried chile pepper
    • 1 pinch saffron
    • 2 tsp olive oil



Heat a couple of tablespoons of olive oil in a large stockpot. Cook the carrots, fennel, leek, celery, thyme, rosemary, bay leaf, garlic, and orange peel for about 5 minutes, stirring. Add wine, tomato paste, fish stock, and saffron. Bring to a simmer and cook for 8 minutes.

Add the seafood in the following order: clams (cook for 1 minute), then the sea bass (cook another minute), then shrimp, mussels, and lobster tails. Add chopped tomatoes. Simmer for 8 minutes. When the clam shells are open and the shrimp is done, it’s ready.

Serve with garlic toast and rouille.


Put all ingredients (except olive oil) in a blender and whip at low speed until smooth. Slowly add the olive oil in a steady stream so that it comes out like mayonnaise. Serve in a small bowl.

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More is not always better. When I went shopping for seafood I bought too many clams and too much shrimp. The broth was so full of seafood it was hard to get the ladle into it in order to dip, and we wound up crushing some of the chunks of sea bass. It would have been better, I now think, to have used just half a pound each of clams and shrimp.

We weren’t able to find mussels in the shell, but we did find shelled mussels, and they worked out fine.

The Food Network recipe calls for a bit of anise-flavored liqueur in both the bouillabaisse and rouille, but I left that out. The fennel has a strong anise flavor, and I figured that would be sufficient. It seemed to be.