So there’s a new book out: Area 51: an Uncensored History of America’s Top Secret Military Base, by Annie Jacobsen. On Tuesday, May 17, Annie discussed her book with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. Naturally, I watched. You can watch too, if you wish:
Most of what Annie had to say about Area 51 matches what I know: it is one of a number of restricted areas in Nevada; it abuts another restricted area where atmospheric nuclear weapons were tested during the 1950s and 60s; certain kinds of then-secret aircraft (notably the U-2 and the YF-12/SR-71 aircraft) were tested at the Groom Lake air base located within Area 51; presumably, secret weapons systems are still being tested there.
But when Annie began to describe the most outrageous and flamboyant assertion in her book — that a “flying disc” had been shot down near Roswell, New Mexico in the late 1940s; that the remains of the disc, along with its Nazi-engineered child-sized pilots, had been shipped in 1951 to Area 51; that, moreover, the “flying disc” had been some sort of “we can do cool shit too” message from Stalin to Truman — I noticed a certain stridency in her voice and a mad glint in her eyes, and I thought “uh oh.”
Something about Annie Jacobsen’s been bugging me ever since I saw her interview with Jon Stewart. Today, I realized what that thing is.
Remember the woman who tried to frighten Americans in 2004 with a story about menacing Muslims on an airline flight? The story, first published on the internet, was called Terror in the Skies — Again?
The story was quickly debunked — the woman who wrote it had simply overreacted to the presence of some Syrian musicians on a flight from Detroit to Los Angeles. In fact, according to the report of an air marshal who was actually on the flight, not only was there no suspicious activity on the part of the Syrian musicians, the woman in question had done her level best to panic an entire planeload of passengers.
Her story nevertheless had its intended effect, becoming a sensation on right-wing websites and a much-discussed item on AM hate radio, contributing to the atmosphere of fear that persists today, to the point where airline passengers and even aircrews still freak whenever Middle Eastern-looking men board flights.
Yes, that woman was Annie Jacobsen. The very same Annie Jacobsen.
And Jon Stewart never fucking once mentioned that fact.
I know what Annie Jacobsen is. It’s Jon Stewart I’m beginning to wonder about.
4 thoughts on “Oh, <i>that</i> Annie Jacobsen”
Flying saucers with “Nazi-engineered child-sized pilots”? When did the Nazi’s get into the subject? And, if they were engineered by the Nazi’s, how did Stalin get hold of them? I’m just trying to write some humorous stories about dealing with the elder side of life. Obviously I should be tapping into the crazy conspiracy sites for better source material. In the meantime, I’ve been wallowing in “Songs of the Spanish Civil War.” You know, the war the good guys lost?
Reliza, she claims that Josef Mengele worked for Stalin after the war and was responsible for the eugenic breeding of the flying disc’s crew. That’s actually in the interview with Jon Stewart.
Stalin Was the coward leader of a second world country.He would have never had the balls to violate our airspace.We were still very tense at the boarder of east and west Berlin.Stalin knew we could over run them at will
Dave, from another point of view, Stalin was the leader of the country that fought the longest and hardest against the Nazis, eventually driving them out of Russia and all the way back to Germany, where he continued to whip their asses until Hitler committed suicide and the Reich surrendered, then took over Eastern Europe, started the Cold War, and kept us on our toes right up to the day he died and then some. I’m sure he was personally cowardly … dictators usually are … but he did, within limits, face down the West, perhaps the most famous example being his land and aerial blockade of Berlin in 1948-49. I’d be very surprised if any American leader ever thought we could overrun the Russians at will.