Osama’s Still on the Loose . . . Ooh, it’s Paris Hilton!

Paris Hilton sat in a cell, Paris Hilton felt rather unwell, All her great fortune and lawyerly men, Couldn’t spring Paris Hilton again. Hah! So there! Justice is served! Still, something about this morality play makes me feel . . . well, manipulated.  Aren’t there other, more important people who should be in jail?  While we focus […]

Son of Saturday Morning Catch-Up Blogging

Okay, I cede the battle.  Our ground squirrels and pack rats are smarter than the traps I set out for them.  For now, they have the run of the property.  For now, they scoff at me. Vermin take note: I have not ceded the war. Yesterday’s news today: our first 100-degree day; regular gas finally […]

Saturday Morning Catch-Up Blogging

Those Hav-a-Hart animal traps?  Not half as clever as the vermin they’re meant to imprison.  Our score to date: Animals trapped: 1 Trap set, bait missing, no animal inside: 3 Trap tripped, bait missing, no animal inside: 6 Trap tipped on side, bait still there, no animal inside: 1 Faint sound of rodent laughter in background while […]