"No matter how cynical I get, I can’t keep up.” — Lily Tomlin
What’s going on in my life
Trouble, oh we got trouble, Right here in River City! With a capital T, That rhymes with P, And that stands for Pool! Next step: cut out the crack, fix it with new concrete & rebar, resurface the pool, put in new tile and decking, refill. There goes the new kitchen!
Donna’s wondering why I was standing in the front yard at eight this morning taking photos. Snow, that’s why!
Ever hear someone say he has a beak, or that such-and-such a thing gives him the beak? We said it all the time in the USAF; “I have a beak” means I’m pissed off; “you give me the beak” means you make me angry. The beak must be secret military jargon, because when I Google […]
I rode my motorcycle to El Paso and back over the weekend; east on Friday, west on Sunday, racking up just over 700 miles. Interstate all the way, smooth, almost boring. If you’ve taken I-10 across southern New Mexico and Arizona, you know it’s all open desert . . . fly-over country, as they say. […]
The paint up under our eaves and patio roof started flaking, so the guy who repainted our house three years ago is redoing the job. All our outdoor stuff is out in the middle of the yard, and there are paint chips everywhere. But that’s not all: our pool has sprung a leak and the […]
Wow, what an extraordinarily beautiful morning to wake up to! We have an east-facing sliding glass door in our bedroom. It has vertical blinds but we never close them at night, because we like to wake up to the dawn. I knew right away this morning was special — the light was different. When I […]
Yesterday morning I mentioned to Donna that our charcoal-lighting chimney had rusted out. That afternoon I got this email: “Amazon.com recommends Weber 87886 Chimney Starter.” At the coffee shop earlier today our friend Darrell mentioned actor Tom Hanks, and I commented that he and I both went to Sacramento State College. A few minutes ago […]
I grew up hearing the years between 1900 and 1909 called “the aughts,” as in “nineteen-aught-four.” Somehow I doubt that’s what people called them at the time. I bet the people who lived those years had many different names for them, just as we do today for the years between 2000 and 2009. Some call […]