Dr. Down-Down’s Invention
Apologies & credit to Rube Goldberg, who drew the original cartoon.
Disorganized Hare Haiku
If we had some chips We could have some beer and chips If we had some beer
Tips for Hash Scribes
Get it write, you slob’s! Most hashers are happy to help when trails need to be laid, beer hauled, or goodie bags stuffed. But when the trash needs to be written, it’s like, “Hey, where’d everybody go?” That’s because most of us are self-conscious about our writing. We worry about spelling, grammar, putting our thoughts […]
Top 10 Ways to Get a Hash Name
10. Have a comical real name, like “Jemimah” or “Percival.” 9. Tell another hasher, in strictest confidence, about the time you got head lice. 8. Sport an embarrassing physical characteristic, like a large and ugly birthmark. 7. If female, suffer from inadvertent queefing. If male, drool. 6. Tell everyone you’re a “player.” 5. Make yourself […]
San Francisco Confidential
I wake up as the plane touches down at San Francisco International. It’s after midnight. I feel like someone stuffed used pantyhose in my mouth. As I grab my bag from the overhead bin the stew looks at me knowingly. Her legs are bare. Some wakeup calls are worse than others. I’m used to it. […]
Hash X Files
Dear hashers, I wrote this back in the heyday of the X-Files. I hope hashers today still watch the reruns, otherwise this won’t make a lot of sense, nor will the interesting bit of ancient internet history at the end. Episode # 69: Trail to Nowhere Scully: Mulder? Mulder? Mulder: Here, Scully, down here! I’m […]
Hash Will Give Your Beautiful Feeling
Unintentional humor results when an online content farm runs a stolen article on hashing through Google translate in order to avoid a copyright suit: Hash House Harriers is full name of HASH. The short titles are Hash, HHH and 3H. It is a kind of relaxation world sport. In the year of 1938; the Malaysia Kuala Lumpur […]
A New Hope
Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away . . . Luke: You were in a hash kennel? Ben: I was once a Hash House Harrier, the same as your father. Luke: My father wasn’t a Hash House Harrier. He was a navigator on a space freighter. Ben: That’s what your mother told you. She didn’t hold with […]