10. Have a comical real name, like “Jemimah” or “Percival.”
9. Tell another hasher, in strictest confidence, about the time you got head lice.
8. Sport an embarrassing physical characteristic, like a large and ugly birthmark.
7. If female, suffer from inadvertent queefing. If male, drool.
6. Tell everyone you’re a “player.”
5. Make yourself useful at down-downs by licking dried mud off harriettes’ legs.
4. Get lost on trail, spend the night clinging to a tree on the side of a cliff, be rescued by helicopter.
3. Show your tits.
2. Catch rabies after being attacked by dogs on trail.
And the Number One way to get a hash name is . . .
1. Tell the hash you want a “really cool” name.
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