"No matter how cynical I get, I can’t keep up.” — Lily Tomlin
From an email sent to the hash list today: We had a newly named hasher who sent an e-mail to the hash list in Charlotte today, demanding a renaming as she felt her current name was “offensive and degrading.” I’m not saying it isn’t, but her name, “Don’t C#m On My Face, Thank You”, was suggested by […]
Long-time readers of the hash discussion list (hash-l@usc.edu) will vividly recall the bizarre behavior of Access Denied (hereinafter known as “AD”), a hasher apparently afflicted with Munchausen’s Syndrome. Or Tourette’s. Or possibly both. AD’s outbursts inspired the Time Channel Rant. Please enjoy. (segue to Time Channel) Jack: Well, Bob, it’s two thirty-three, and unless I miss […]
“A drinking club with a motorcycle problem”: motto of the Boozefighters Motorcycle Club, est. 1946, the original “wild ones” immortalized in the Marlon Brando movie. Someone will probably accuse me of saying hashers can’t use the “drinking club with a running problem” motto because someone else came up with the idea first. No, that’s not what I’m saying. What […]
Where does “On On” come from? Who knows? The only thing I’m fairly certain of is that it didn’t come from hashing. A few years ago I got into an argument with another hasher. He insisted it was a hasher who first came up with the “Drinking Club with a Running Problem” motto, sometime in […]
Believe it or not, there was a time when newspapers didn’t lead off articles about the Hash House Harriers by describing us as members of a drinking club with a running problem. Back in a kinder & gentler age, you were far more likely to see this instead, a quote attributed to a hasher named […]
Here’s a hash rating scale originally devised by ZiPpY and PlayDoh Penis. Readers, what hash rating should your hash get? G-Rated Hash: Beer and snacks, sodas for non-drinkers, names like “Fuzzy Wuzzy,” songs like “He’s a Hasher, He’s True Blue,” new shoes okay, no one pukes, hash over in two hours. PG-Rated Hash: Cases of beer, names like […]
Note: article updated 8/25/11. Not long ago I mentioned bicycle hashing on Facebook. A hasher from Austin, Texas — a hashing town if ever there was one — read my comment and added one of his own, saying he wished there was a bash in Austin. No bash in Austin? Why the heck not? Does […]
I’ve been thinking about the three basic trail configurations available to hares: A-to-A, A-to-A+, and A-to-B. If you’re a hasher you know what all that means. In case you aren’t, here are some short definitions: A-to-A: a trail that starts and ends at the same place. A-to-A+: a trail that ends near the start. A-to-B: a point-to-point […]