Yup, I got one. From my good Facebook friend Barry Obama. I knew, before almost anyone else, that he had picked Joe Biden as his running mate. Because, you see, I’m an FOB. Or should that be FFOB?
I don’t want to jinx the deal by talking about it, but I’ll share this with you as long as you keep it on the QT: I’m on the short list for an ambassadorship. Some place called Freedonia, I think he said.