A New Twist, Imperfectly Executed

Received tonight:

From: “Imf Confirmation”
To:
Sent: 11/06/2009 9:50 PM
Subject: Outstanding Payments

located to the CITI BANK OF LONDON. Mr. Virgle Lee Samples who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last week. He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him including his International passport, we want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not? Please if you are still alive,kindly furnish us with below informations:
To avoid mistake when transfering this funds contact .
Dr.Bryan Daniel via email: bryandaniels10@8.am
1)Full names:
(2)Address:
(3)Country:
(4)Nationality:
(5)Phone #:
(6)Age:
(7)Occupation:
We await to hear from you soonest.
Regards,
Dr. Bryan Daniels,
Office of the IMF London, United Kingdom.

Jesus, scammer dude, this doesn’t even make sense. Why should I care that “Virgle” wants to transfer his account to himself? Perhaps if you told me he was trying to transfer my account to himself, I might get off my fat ass to check my enormous portfolio, you know, just to see if I had an account with the International Monetary Fund, which I sort of doubt because it’s the IMF, NOT A FUCKING BANK.  Nice touch about me being reported dead, though . . . I have to admit that got my attention.