Ask Dr. Down-Down: Feb 2003

Dear Doctor Down-Down,

To your knowledge, has there ever been a top ten list of reasons to hash? Or, has there ever been a top ten list of reasons to come up with a top ten list of reasons to hash? If not, do you think we should make one up? Or better yet, do you think we should think about making one up? By the way, what’s for supper?

On On,
Big Hammer
Lion City HHH, Singapore

Dear Mr. Big,

You know what? You’re right! I did a little research, and it turns out no one has ever sat down to figure out the top ten reasons to hash. So I did a little more research, and based on the opinions of our clinic’s staff, here are the . . .

Top Ten Reasons For Hashing

10. They always said you’d never amount to much.

9. Taking hot showers with poison ivy – ohgodohgodohgodYES!

8. If you hang around with hashers long enough, you eventually get to see what they look like with their clothes on.

7. Hanging from trees halfway down cliffs, just like Sarge in Beetle Bailey.

6. Those childhood melodies will never have the same meanings again!

5. Telling the police someone else is in charge, but you can’t remember his name.

4. You just can’t get enough of that Pabst Lite!

3. Naked coed butt chugs.

2. Sitting on the ice long enough for the pig snout to poke up between your cheeks.

. . . and the Number # 1 Reason to Hash is . . .

1. Pig shit! And up to your knees!

On On,
Doctor Down-Down

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