Sometimes I wonder what it’s like on Conserva-Earth, where this nasty woman lives. Do young couples elope because they hate each other? Does the water smell vaguely of urine? Are surfaces coated with a thin layer of grime? Does everyone carry? Are pimples considered marks of beauty?
Who are their role models? The Walton family? Rush Limbaugh? Wealthy white hit & run drivers?
I like it here on Normal Earth, where if I want good role models, I need look no farther than this family: