"When I do not want to say things in real life I often say them here." — Mimi Smartypants
The form of the destructor
“You can have two different sides, a Northern perspective and a Southern perspective.” Yeah, and you can have two different theories, like evolution and intelligent design. Why, one’s just as good as the other. And you can have two different realities. Iraq had nothing to do with flying planes into the World Trade Center and […]
Part of the Tucson supermarket shopping experience is the man or woman standing near the entrance, whispering “fresh tamales” as you walk by. I’ve never seen a supermarket employee – or a cop – harass these vendors, and that’s a good thing. I’m not so naive as to believe they actually make these tamales at […]
I just have to link to this: the estimable Fafnir and Giblets discuss the “theory” of relativity.
When I lived in Glasgow, Montana, there were two towns on the road to Great Falls, Havre and Chauteau. Pronouncing them correctly marked you as an outsider, pitiful and beneath contempt. Havre was “Haver” and Chauteau “Shotto.” Watching the Olympics, I can’t help thinking of Melpomene Road in Tucson, locally pronounced “Mel-po-mean.” Of course it’s […]
Is it just me, or did the lowest common denominator just slingshot into the lead on the back straightaway of this racetrack we call life? Donna and I both had frustrating days and neither of us wanted to cook, so we went to Hooters for wings and beer. Yeah, I know, if you want to […]