Since I’m working the early shift this month, I get to spend time with Donna in the afternoons. Today, though, we’re doing different things: I’m checking e-mail in the office while she embroiders hash hats in the sewing room. She’s got the TV on in there, listening to Doctor Phil while she works.
And what did I just overhear? A woman squealing like a pig? Doctor Phil talking about the features of a car? More squealing? God damn . . . Doctor Phil just gave away a car!
Oprah did it. I guess it was inevitable that Doctor Phil would have to start doing it too. Pretty soon all the daily talk show hosts will have to do it. Bread and circuses!
Once again, I humbly ask: where is it written that the Stupids have to win?