Am I Disappointed?

That would be an understatement . . .

The woman who claimed she found a well-manicured finger in her bowl of Wendy’s chili last month was arrested Thursday night in Las Vegas, police said. – Link

Four men who made headlines by claiming they dug up buried treasure worth as much as $125,000 from one […]


Realistic Punchlines

. . . for ancient jokes. From Something Awful. I think they’re funnier than the originals:

A man has been trapped on a desert island for eight years. One day, he sees a boat on the horizon and lights a fire to let it know he is there.

The boat comes towards the shore. On […]