Day: October 31, 2008

. . . and yet, today, I retired.  Turned in my keys, line badge, cell phone, final time card.  Said farewell to my co-workers.  Gathered up the few personal items I had there and put them in my car.  Drove away and didn’t look back.  Nothing stands between me and the yawning abyss we euphemistically […]

I am truly humbled.  Once a year, millions of children dress up and take to the streets in celebration of my birthday.  This is that special day.  And to the children of America, I say this: together we can win!  Or at least eat so much candy we puke.