{"id":82,"date":"2006-05-24T08:24:28","date_gmt":"2006-05-24T15:24:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=82"},"modified":"2006-09-04T09:26:45","modified_gmt":"2006-09-04T16:26:45","slug":"spoiler-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Spoiler Alert!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We watched The Da Vinci Code last night.  They say the critics <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/stories\/2006\/05\/17\/entertainment\/main1623179.shtml\">jeered and laughed<\/a> at the film when it was shown at Cannes. Okay, maybe it wasn&#8217;t brilliant, but it was solid and entertaining. I didn&#8217;t hear anyone laughing.<\/p>\n<p>Well, actually, I laughed, but just a little. And only at this one part (stop reading here if you don&#8217;t want to know the ending):<\/p>\n<p>The climax of the movie comes when Tom Hanks realizes that Audrey Tautou is the direct descendent of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene. As he stands by a fountain, stunned by the revelation, she approaches. And he says . . .<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s probably what I&#8217;d say, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We watched The Da Vinci Code last night. They say the critics jeered and laughed at the film when it was shown at Cannes. Okay, maybe it wasn&#8217;t brilliant, but it was solid and entertaining. I didn&#8217;t hear anyone laughing. Well, actually, I laughed, but just a little. And only at this one part (stop [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}