{"id":738,"date":"2008-10-31T08:01:25","date_gmt":"2008-10-31T15:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=738"},"modified":"2008-10-31T08:01:25","modified_gmt":"2008-10-31T15:01:25","slug":"birthday-message-from-the-chairman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=738","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Message from the Chairman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am truly humbled.\u00a0 Once a year, millions of children dress up and take to the streets in celebration of my birthday.\u00a0 This is that special day.\u00a0 And to the children of America, I say this: together we can win!\u00a0 Or at least eat so much candy we puke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am truly humbled.\u00a0 Once a year, millions of children dress up and take to the streets in celebration of my birthday.\u00a0 This is that special day.\u00a0 And to the children of America, I say this: together we can win!\u00a0 Or at least eat so much candy we puke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=738"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":739,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions\/739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}