{"id":5877,"date":"2011-04-08T12:10:56","date_gmt":"2011-04-08T19:10:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=5877"},"modified":"2011-04-08T12:19:45","modified_gmt":"2011-04-08T19:19:45","slug":"friday-morning-grab-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=5877","title":{"rendered":"Friday Morning Grab Bag"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"It was enormously disappointing to watch Jon Stewart fluffing Mau Mau Mike Huckabee<\/a> on Wednesday’s Daily Show<\/a>.\u00a0 Oh, Stewart gently nibbled at him about his support for right-wing fundamentalist David Barton, but he didn’t challenge any of his evasive answers.\u00a0 He didn’t mention Huckabee’s advocacy of religious indoctrination at gunpoint<\/a>, nor did he bring up Huckabee’s Mau Mau Kenyan birther statements<\/a> from a few weeks back.\u00a0 The more I watch Stewart’s show, the more I realize what a villager<\/a> he is at heart.<\/p>\n

Wow, that’s some link-laden despair, ain’t it?\u00a0 Truth is, I’m heartsick over nearly everything going on in politics these days.\u00a0 Republicans are operating from a template of pure racism and assholishness, Democrats are too pussy to call them on it, Obama wants to pretend he’s helplessly stuck in the middle, and average Americans seem to care more about another nation’s royal wedding than their own well-being and future.<\/p>\n

Times like these, it’s important to remember the words of Theodore Parker<\/a>: “I do not pretend to understand the moral universe; the arc is a long one, my eye reaches but little ways; I cannot calculate the curve and complete the figure by the experience of sight; I can divine it by conscience.\u00a0 And from what I see I am sure it bends towards justice.”<\/p>\n

I do believe morality bends toward justice, just as I believe long-term political trends in the USA bend in a progressive direction.\u00a0 It’s just real hard to discern the curve.<\/p>\n

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God, on to something happier: I’m several notches closer to starting my checkout as a docent and tour guide at the Pima Air Museum<\/a>.\u00a0 Yesterday I audited two more tours, including the bus tour of the famous Boneyard<\/a>.\u00a0 Next week I’ll motorcycle down to Green Valley to audit the Titan Missile Museum<\/a> tour, and then I can sit down with the volunteer coordinator and decide which tour or tours I want to specialize in.<\/p>\n

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Crappy cell phone photo of F-4 Phantoms in the Boneyard<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Just in time, too … our friends Frank and Sue have a large crown of Europeans coming over in May for their daughter Holly’s wedding, and they want me to lead them around the air museum during one of the days they’re here.\u00a0 Several, Frank says, are German.\u00a0 It’ll be interesting taking them through the WWII hangers.<\/p>\n

During my boneyard tour yesterday, my mind went blank on the F-111’s official USAF name.\u00a0 I know we called it the Aardvark, and indeed that’s what the tour guide called it, but that’s an unofficial name.\u00a0 What the hell did the USAF call it?\u00a0 I couldn’t remember.\u00a0 Last night I googled it, and according to everything I can find the F-111 never had an official name until the day the USAF retired it, when the USAF bowed to the crews who flew it and made the name Aardvark official<\/a>.\u00a0 The USAF is rarely cool, but they were cool to do that.<\/p>\n

I can’t think of any other USAF aircraft that didn’t have official names, can you?<\/p>\n

Not all aircraft are known by their official names, of course.\u00a0 The A-7 was the Corsair II, but everyone who flew it called it the Sluf, for short little ugly fucker … just as the B-52 Stratofortress is called the Buff (big ugly fat fucker).\u00a0 The B-1 Lancer is the Bone, derived from B-one.\u00a0 The F-16 Fighting Falcon is called the Viper.\u00a0 No one has ever called the A-10 by its official name, the Thunderbolt II … it is and will always be the Warthog.<\/p>\n

An exception is the F-15 Eagle, which everyone calls the Eagle, but the F-15E Strike Eagle is more often called the Mud Hen and sometimes the Beagle … well, maybe not by Strike Eagle aircrews, but certainly by Eagle pilots.\u00a0 So far everyone calls the F-22 Raptor by its official name.\u00a0 The F-35 is apparently the Lightning II, but it’s so damn ugly I’m willing to bet it picks up an unofficial name very quickly once it becomes operational.<\/p>\n

Can you tell I’m practicing my tour guide patter on you?\u00a0 Thanks for your patience.\u00a0 You can expect to hear much more of this stuff in the future.\u00a0 And don’t worry … when I talk to the public, “fucker” will become “fellow” (accompanied by a wink).<\/p>\n

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We’re quickly becoming addicted to the FX Channel’s Justified<\/a>.\u00a0 So far we’ve TIVO’d and watched all the season two shows, and realizing how much we must have missed, recently ordered the DVD of season one from Amazon.<\/p>\n

Donna and I are also recording and watching the new Tom Selleck series Blue Bloods<\/a>.\u00a0 Like NCIS, CIS, and Law & Order, the episodes come out of a cookie-cutter (ever noticed that every single NCIS episode begins with the discovery of a body?), but hey, Tom Selleck, right?<\/p>\n

Speaking of whom, Donna and I wish they’d hurry up and make some more of those wonderful Jesse Stone movies.\u00a0 I think they were all made for TV, first for HBO and now for CBS, but they stand on their own two feet, and hey … Tom Selleck, right?\u00a0 The next one (according to this)<\/a> is Innocents Lost, and it’ll air on May 22nd.<\/p>\n

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We’re going on a long bicycle ride tomorrow morning, followed by a long Hash House Harrier<\/a> trail Sunday.\u00a0 Reason enough to eat red meat tonight, and I was just about to run to Safeway for steaks when I remembered Donna’s observing Lent.\u00a0 That’s okay, I have a backup plan<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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