{"id":5831,"date":"2011-04-03T15:27:56","date_gmt":"2011-04-03T22:27:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=5831"},"modified":"2011-04-03T15:27:56","modified_gmt":"2011-04-03T22:27:56","slug":"scooters-refugees-and-birth-certificates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=5831","title":{"rendered":"Scooters, Refugees, and Birth Certificates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My motorcycle trip threw me off my blogging schedule.\u00a0 Hey, I&#8217;m looking for something to blame &#8230; something other than myself, that is &#8230; and the motorcycle trip is handy.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of motorcycle trips, I amused myself by going on a short (less than 100 miles) ride this morning, heading down to the Triple T Truck Stop for breakfast, then riding west to east from Sahuarita to Vail and back home.\u00a0 As on any beautiful Sunday morning, riders and their bikes were everywhere, and here are two that stood out (click images to enlarge):<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-5831 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?attachment_id=5833'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/scary-trike-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-5833\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-5833'>\n\t\t\t\tScary trike at the Triple T\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?attachment_id=5834'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/old-beezer-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-5834\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-5834'>\n\t\t\t\t1941 BSA single\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>I scoff at trikes and the pussies who ride them (unless of course they&#8217;re disabled &#8230; which, I sadly note, they almost never are), but whoever was man enough to ride into the Triple T parking lot on this particular machine has earned my respect.  Obviously home-made, this trike is one of the scariest things I&#8217;ve ever seen.  Just look a the length of that tiller &#8230; the rider probably has to dismount and run alongside whenever he needs to make a sharp turn.  The seat is mounted on a plywood base, and there is, of course, no belt.\u00a0 The old BSA thumper in military paint was a real treat.  I saw it at a general store near Corona de Tucson where I often see antique bikes on Sunday mornings. Next time I go there I&#8217;ll bring a better camera.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Our dog Schatzi has been keeping an eye on me ever since I got home, probably to make sure I don&#8217;t sneak off again.\u00a0 We put her on a grain-free diet and the scabbing on her snout and eyes has almost gone away.\u00a0 Our daughter Polly all along has said that Schatzi&#8217;s scabs &#8230; which we thought were ringworm &#8230; are the result of fool allergies, and it&#8217;s starting to look like she was right.\u00a0 Naturally, grain-free dog food is expensive.\u00a0 So what else is new, right?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>We learned today that Donna&#8217;s cousin Howard, who lives in Las Vegas, has taken in family members fleeing Japan.\u00a0 One of his daughters is married to a Japanese man and had been living in Tokyo, but she&#8217;s back in Las Vegas now.\u00a0 A daughter-in-law and her children were stationed at Misawa Air Base in northern Japan with one of Howard&#8217;s sons, who&#8217;s in the Air Force.<\/p>\n<p>Last I heard, these evacuations are voluntary &#8230; no Americans had to leave Tokyo or our military bases in Japan.\u00a0 American civilians working in Japan have to decide how much they need their jobs, I suppose, and military members stationed there probably have to stay.\u00a0 Spouses and children of military members, as I understand it, were offered the choice of staying or evacuating.\u00a0 Tokyo is about 150 miles south of the Fukushima nuclear power plant; Misawa is about 150 miles north.\u00a0\u00a0 I&#8217;m not questioning anyone&#8217;s decision to leave, but if I were still there I&#8217;d stay and stick it out with the Japanese.\u00a0 Donna says no way, she&#8217;d have been on the first plane out.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, we have only one grown daughter living at home.\u00a0 Howard has two (a second daughter, in the process of a divorce, has moved out of her husband&#8217;s house and is also staying at Howard&#8217;s, along with her children), plus his son&#8217;s wife and kids.\u00a0 Jumpin&#8217; Jehoshaphat!\u00a0 We&#8217;d better count our blessings.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A couple of weeks ago we were subjected to another buttload of birther nonsense, delivered up in a steaming racist teabagger pile by print, radio, and television reporters.\u00a0 This round started with attention-whore <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2011\/03\/28\/donald-trump-birth-certificate_n_841554.html\" target=\"_blank\">Donald Trump<\/a>, who amusingly produced a birth certificate that looked just like the one Barack Obama produced during the 2008 presidential campaign.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">When I saw the photo of Trump&#8217;s birth certificate, it hit me that my own birth certificate looks just like his, minus the fact that we were born in different hospitals.\u00a0 So I went to Google and looked up Obama&#8217;s birth certificate (which you can see and study to your heart&#8217;s content at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.factcheck.org\/elections-2008\/born_in_the_usa.html\" target=\"_blank\">FactCheck.org<\/a>), and guess what?\u00a0 Change the names and it&#8217;s just like Trump&#8217;s.\u00a0 And mine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The thing is, nearly every media outlet &#8230; from the Huffington Post to Fox News to National Public Radio &#8230; immediately jumped on this totally false talking point that these birth certificates are not the official &#8220;long form&#8221; certificates that prove citizenship.\u00a0 Someone even said that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.outsidethebeltway.com\/trump-releases-birth-certificate\/\" target=\"_blank\">you can&#8217;t get a passport<\/a> with the kind of birth certicates Obama and Trump produced, and our media passed it on as fact.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Now wait a god damned minute.\u00a0 The only birth certificate I&#8217;ve ever had looks just like Obama&#8217;s and Trump&#8217;s.\u00a0 It lists my name, my parents&#8217; names, and the date, time, and place of my birth.\u00a0 It&#8217;s signed by a hospital official and has a raised seal.\u00a0 Just like Obama&#8217;s.\u00a0 Just like Trump&#8217;s.\u00a0 Just like yours.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the same birth certificate we all have.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve had to produce it several times during my life &#8230; to get into college, to join the military, and as a matter of fact to get my passport &#8230; and no one has ever demanded to see anything else.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Has no one else realized this?\u00a0 Have you looked at your own birth certificate?\u00a0 Why doesn&#8217;t the media point out the blindingly obvious fact that Obama&#8217;s birth certificate is the same as the ones we all have and is legal proof of US citizenship, and quit falling all over themselves every time some pinhead says it isn&#8217;t?\u00a0 God, don&#8217;t they have more than enough real news to report?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">And with that, God willing and the creek don&#8217;t rise, I&#8217;m back on schedule.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My motorcycle trip threw me off my blogging schedule.\u00a0 Hey, I&#8217;m looking for something to blame &#8230; something other than myself, that is &#8230; and the motorcycle trip is handy. Speaking of motorcycle trips, I amused myself by going on a short (less than 100 miles) ride this morning, heading down to the Triple T [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,7,10,16,5,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-critters","category-culture","category-current-events","category-media","category-motorcycling","category-personal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5831"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5851,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5831\/revisions\/5851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}