{"id":442,"date":"2008-08-23T12:59:22","date_gmt":"2008-08-23T19:59:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=442"},"modified":"2008-08-23T12:59:22","modified_gmt":"2008-08-23T19:59:22","slug":"the-text-message","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=442","title":{"rendered":"The Text Message"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yup, I got one.\u00a0 From my good Facebook friend Barry Obama.\u00a0 I knew, before almost anyone else, that he had picked Joe Biden as his running mate.\u00a0 Because, you see, I&#8217;m an FOB.\u00a0 Or should that be FFOB?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want to jinx the deal by talking about it, but I&#8217;ll share this with you as long as you keep it on the QT: I&#8217;m on the short list for an ambassadorship.\u00a0 Some place called Freedonia, I think he said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yup, I got one.\u00a0 From my good Facebook friend Barry Obama.\u00a0 I knew, before almost anyone else, that he had picked Joe Biden as his running mate.\u00a0 Because, you see, I&#8217;m an FOB.\u00a0 Or should that be FFOB? I don&#8217;t want to jinx the deal by talking about it, but I&#8217;ll share this with you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=442"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":443,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442\/revisions\/443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}