{"id":3583,"date":"2010-02-14T16:10:51","date_gmt":"2010-02-14T23:10:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=3583"},"modified":"2010-02-14T16:34:11","modified_gmt":"2010-02-14T23:34:11","slug":"we-got-trouble-part-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=3583","title":{"rendered":"We Got Trouble (Part III)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ya got trouble,<br \/>\nRight here in River city!<br \/>\nWith a capital T<br \/>\nAnd that rhymes with P<br \/>\nAnd that stands for Pool.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ve surely got trouble!<br \/>\nRight here in River City!<br \/>\nRemember the Maine, Plymouth Rock and the Golden Rule!<br \/>\nOh, we&#8217;ve got trouble.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re in terrible, terrible trouble.<br \/>\nThat game with the fifteen numbered balls is a devil&#8217;s tool!<br \/>\nOh yes we got trouble, trouble, trouble!<br \/>\nWith a T! Gotta rhyme it with P!<br \/>\nAnd that stands for Pool!<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 450px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/images\/02-14-10_1a.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">All done, about to run up our biggest water bill ever!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Crack repaired, tile in, resurfacing done, cool deck done, new nozzles and drain in . . . just add water!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Donna wants to state for the record that if her vichyssoise turns out watery, it&#8217;s because the money for the pool came out of her kitchen remodeling budget!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Previous entry in this thread: <a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=3581\" target=\"_self\">click here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ya got trouble, Right here in River city! With a capital T And that rhymes with P And that stands for Pool. We&#8217;ve surely got trouble! Right here in River City! Remember the Maine, Plymouth Rock and the Golden Rule! Oh, we&#8217;ve got trouble. We&#8217;re in terrible, terrible trouble. That game with the fifteen numbered [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3583"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3587,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3583\/revisions\/3587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}