{"id":35521,"date":"2024-09-26T14:22:54","date_gmt":"2024-09-26T21:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=35521"},"modified":"2024-09-26T14:39:47","modified_gmt":"2024-09-26T21:39:47","slug":"well-to-do-megalomaniacs-a-watch-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=35521","title":{"rendered":"Well-to-Do Megalomaniacs: A Watch Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Author Joyce Carol Oates posted this to Twitter today:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>What is this distinctly male predilection for amassing watches? can&#8217;t be a way of seeming to control&#8211;by &#8220;owning&#8221;&#8211;time; a way for well-to-do megalomaniacs to stave off quite normal fears of mortality by coming into proud possession of trinkets of &#8220;conspicuous consumption&#8221; when elsewhere in the world suffering fellow humans have no watches nor even wrists to wear them on. how explain?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What prompted her question was an ad for <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/AuthorDavidSto1\/status\/1839336057558741365\/photo\/1\">Trump&#8217;s latest grift<\/a><\/strong>, gold-plated and zirconia-encrusted wristwatches with his name on them, as garish and vulgar as one would expect, but Ms. Oates asks a thought-provoking question. Here are two responses that resonate with me, a male with a known predilection for amassing watches:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>My $0.02 is that historically, men have had fewer options for expressing themselves through fashion. In formal offices, you basically get to play with your tie and (maybe) your socks. A watch is one of the few outlets for self expression.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>In addition to \u201cmen also want to wear shiny things,\u201d watches have a long significance in the military, competitive sports, sailing, mountaineering and exploration, and other historically masculine pursuits and class signifiers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I would add an attraction to, and appreciation of, mechanical craftsmanship, and my sense that many women (and more every day) share in &#8220;historically masculine&#8221; pursuits, including watch collecting.<\/p>\n<p>None of these reasons contain a hint of well-to-do megalomania, at least to me. As for these suffering fellow humans who have no watches nor even wrists to wear them on, give me a fuckin&#8217; break, Joyce. How many suffering humans have no Twitter accounts nor even fingers to type tweets with?<\/p>\n<p>Discussions like these are the reason I maintain a presence in the enemy camp. It&#8217;s not all racism and Nazis on X\/Twitter\/MAGA-Muskland, at least if you keep your feed set to &#8220;Following&#8221; (and of course be selective about whom you follow).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Discussions like these are the reason I maintain a presence in the enemy camp (Twitter).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4432,18,827,6],"tags":[3236,4308],"class_list":["post-35521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-big-seiko","category-consumerism","category-social-media","category-a-series-of-tubes","tag-twitter-2","tag-watchcollecting"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35521"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35527,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35521\/revisions\/35527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}