{"id":35135,"date":"2024-06-19T10:08:19","date_gmt":"2024-06-19T17:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=35135"},"modified":"2024-06-22T07:31:44","modified_gmt":"2024-06-22T14:31:44","slug":"hot-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=35135","title":{"rendered":"Hot Dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"IMG_0333\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/halfmind\/53802103641\/in\/dateposted\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/53802103641_8a48110b29_m.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0333\" width=\"228\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a>I took Lulu &amp; Fritzi out at 0630 today, our earliest walk of the year. To date, that is. We may have to go even earlier if rain doesn&#8217;t come to cool things down. Every summer we hope for a heavy monsoon. We&#8217;ve lived through 26 monsoon seasons in southern Arizona. All but three have been disappointing. Here&#8217;s hoping for Monsoon 2024.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not the only one walking dogs earlier. We turned the corner this morning and came face to face with a guy walking one large dog and three pugs, who barked and lunged at our dachshunds as vigorously as ours barked and lunged back. On the return leg I stopped at the neighborhood free library kiosk to see if there was anything new and a neighbor approaching with a hound decided to cut her outing short and turn around rather than endure the barking and baying likely to ensue. As I took the girls onto the dirt by the school bus bench and hooked their leash to a tree for photos, another neighbor came down the street with a corgi our dogs love to bark at, and the photo captures them at the instant they acquired the target. The neighbor lady said hi and I responded by saying I was taking photos for Lulu &amp; Fritzi&#8217;s Instagram fans, then felt awkward for going out of my way to explain why I was lurking in the shiggy by the school bus stop.<\/p>\n<p>There were some new books in the free library kiosk (I call it a kiosk but it&#8217;s more like a birdhouse on a pole). I took home a trade paperback edition of Steinbeck&#8217;s The Grapes of Wrath, thinking Donna and Polly may not have ever read it, also thinking I might re-read it myself. I re-read Steinbeck&#8217;s East of Eden a few years ago and was really wowed &#8230; he was a damn fine writer.<\/p>\n<p>Every now and again I take it upon myself to remove books that have been in the kiosk forever, books that clearly don&#8217;t appeal to any of our neighbors, and replace them with others from our own shelves. I don&#8217;t tell anyone I&#8217;ve done it, though. I just do it. One of our neighbors sends out email announcements of books she puts in the kiosk and I wonder if she&#8217;ll notice, a year or two from now, when I remove and replace some of them.<\/p>\n<p>Almost forgot. About three years ago someone stuffed one of the two shelves in the kiosk with religious pamphlets, coloring books, and a stack of pocket constitutions (the kind with the 2nd Amendment highlighted in red, like when Jesus speaks in the Bible). I took them out and threw them away. No one ever said anything about it.<\/p>\n<p>I worry about my instant inner reaction to outrageous news headlines, which is consistently &#8230; well, the only word is &#8220;reactionary.&#8221; As in &#8220;Bring back public hangings!&#8221; But there&#8217;s the quick and instinctual reaction, and then there&#8217;s the one that comes a second later, which in my case is usually a liberal or progressive one. I think we all have an inner reactionary with a deeply conservative outlook, but we keep that part of ourselves under control, because we know what society would be like if we gave in to those impulses, and it&#8217;s not one we want to live in.<\/p>\n<p>I could feel bad about my inner reactionary, but as I say I think most of us have one. I take some hope from my instant reaction to MAGAts, bigots, evangelicals, and stupid people in general, which is, correctly, contempt. At least my inner reactionary has standards! It&#8217;s impossible for me to see a vile homunculus like Donald Trump, whose behavior and values are the utter opposite of those we are taught as children, as an object of worship. But apparently 30-35% of us can. The ones who, during civics class and Sunday school, say to themselves &#8220;fuck this do-gooder shit.&#8221; The ones Hillary Clinton so accurately pegged as a basket of deplorables.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a long hot summer ahead. Stay fresh, cheese bags.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a long hot summer ahead. 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