{"id":3467,"date":"2010-01-12T14:16:01","date_gmt":"2010-01-12T21:16:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=3467"},"modified":"2010-01-12T14:18:24","modified_gmt":"2010-01-12T21:18:24","slug":"home-sweet-disaster-area","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=3467","title":{"rendered":"Home Sweet Disaster Area"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The paint up under our eaves and patio roof started flaking, so the guy who repainted our house three years ago is redoing the job.\u00a0 All our outdoor stuff is out in the middle of the yard, and there are paint chips everywhere.\u00a0 But that&#8217;s not all: our pool has sprung a leak and the pool guys are draining it to get at the crack.\u00a0 Our driveway is underwater and more is flowing down the street . . . I figure it&#8217;s a matter of minutes before neighbors are pounding on our door.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s some home disaster porn for you (click for larger):<br \/>\n<center><\/p>\n<table border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/images\/01-12-10_1a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/images\/01-12-10_1t.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"267\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/images\/01-12-10_2a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/images\/01-12-10_2t.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/images\/01-12-10_3a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/images\/01-12-10_3t.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/images\/01-12-10_4a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/images\/01-12-10_4t.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><br \/>\nNext week, probably, we&#8217;ll start work on our kitchen remodeling job.  Now there&#8217;s a disaster waiting to happen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The paint up under our eaves and patio roof started flaking, so the guy who repainted our house three years ago is redoing the job.\u00a0 All our outdoor stuff is out in the middle of the yard, and there are paint chips everywhere.\u00a0 But that&#8217;s not all: our pool has sprung a leak and the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3467"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3469,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3467\/revisions\/3469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}