{"id":34,"date":"2004-03-25T21:45:28","date_gmt":"2004-03-26T04:45:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=34"},"modified":"2004-03-25T21:45:28","modified_gmt":"2004-03-26T04:45:28","slug":"goldwingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"Goldwingers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little nudge I posted to a Goldwinger board.  Most of them thought it was pretty funny.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>My top five reasons for joining the GWRRA (Gold Wing Road Riders Association):<\/p>\n<p>5. Need an excuse to wear my square-dancing clothes.<br \/>\n4. Would rather attend meetings than ride.<br \/>\n3. Can&#8217;t get enough of those Harley jokes.<br \/>\n2. Too many young whippersnappers in them other clubs.<br \/>\n1. They wouldn&#8217;t let me in the Shriners.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little nudge I posted to a Goldwinger board. Most of them thought it was pretty funny. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- My top five reasons for joining the GWRRA (Gold Wing Road Riders Association): 5. Need an excuse to wear my square-dancing clothes. 4. Would rather attend meetings than ride. 3. Can&#8217;t get enough of those Harley jokes. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-motorcycling"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}