{"id":33289,"date":"2023-05-01T10:09:15","date_gmt":"2023-05-01T17:09:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=33289"},"modified":"2023-05-12T09:51:50","modified_gmt":"2023-05-12T16:51:50","slug":"33289","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=33289","title":{"rendered":"Getting Wound Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"IMG_6451\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/halfmind\/52851436973\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/52851436973_b81c0d4d8d_m.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6451\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a>Most of my watches are mechanical, which means they run down and stop when not in use. Any time I put one on I start from scratch: winding it, setting the time, setting the day and date. I now have three quartz watches to wear in rotation, and of course they never stop running. While they don&#8217;t usually need to be set, when a month with 30 days ends their date windows show the 31st, not the 1st. Simple to adjust, no? Actually a bit of a production, and since it only happens every few months, they&#8217;ve lost or gained a few seconds and that has to be adjusted as well.<\/p>\n<p>While I was at it this morning inspiration hit and I swapped out a buckle on one of the straps, replacing a silver one with a black one to match the black watch it&#8217;s paired with. Time invested: almost half an hour, and I had fun doing it. Now for Donna&#8217;s quartz watches.<\/p>\n<p>Such is the life of a watch nut. Hey, better this than being a gun nut or whatever.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Speaking of gun nuts, the governor of Texas, Greg Abbott, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GregAbbott_TX\/status\/1652783731290013696\"><strong>announced a $50,000 reward<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0for &#8220;info on the criminal who killed 5 illegal immigrants Friday.&#8221; Not only did he go out of his way to brand the victims, he highlighted the shooter&#8217;s immigration status as well \u2014 he too is &#8220;in the country illegally.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Next, I suppose, the cops&#8217;ll hold a press conference to tell us the slain family members (who brought on their own murders by asking their neighbor, the killer, to stop firing an AR-15 assault weapon in his front yard because their baby couldn&#8217;t sleep) were no angels, and possibly that the 9-year-old victim had overdue library books.<\/p>\n<p>I grew up around nasty bigots like Greg Abbott. They filled the pews of the Southern Baptist churches my mother dragged me to. They are the reason I&#8217;m an atheist today.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>This is brilliant. Understated and very British.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet tw-align-center\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">??&#8221;Our hope is&#8230;that when the Archbishop invites people to join in, that people wherever they are, if they&#8217;re watching at home&#8230;watching the telly, will say it out loud &#8211; this sense of a great cry around the nation and around the world of support for the Cierva Air Horse&#8221; ?? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FLpIkMWZx9\">pic.twitter.com\/FLpIkMWZx9<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Echoes in the Sky (@exoticaviation) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/exoticaviation\/status\/1652630676762505216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 30, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nBut perhaps you didn&#8217;t see the news about citizens of the United Kingdom being encouraged to <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/uk-65435426?fbclid=IwAR2sI1rPqsjk_WzqGzexnmAmctQdtDL5ifSzDfWmD2MDYTi21sXgpQcxh5k\">swear allegiance to the new king<\/a><\/strong> during his coronation this coming Saturday. The announcement, by the Archbishop of Canterbury, said &#8220;people around the world&#8221; will be asked to &#8220;cry out and swear allegiance&#8221; to King Charles. To wit:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">&#8220;All who so desire, in the Abbey, and elsewhere, say together: I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Good lord. The fun part is that in addition to making Americans squirm, the announcement apparently made the king&#8217;s subjects squirm as well, as indicated by the satirical tweet about the Cierva Air Horse.<\/p>\n<p>Of course we Americans are used to pledging allegiance, so maybe I shouldn&#8217;t poke fun. We all gotta serve somebody, in the words of Bob Dylan. I remember reciting the pledge of allegiance at the start of every school day, at least up until high school. We may have said the pledge in high school too, but I&#8217;ve blanked out those difficult years and can&#8217;t remember. I remember deciding to no longer say the &#8220;under god&#8221; part at some point in my early teens, but continuing to go along with the rest of it.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention going to the library to pick up a reserved book and passing by the new acquisitions display, where a copy of Prince Harry&#8217;s memoir &#8220;Spare&#8221; leapt off the shelf and into my hand? Yes it did, and I&#8217;m reading it now.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm &#8230; what kind of watch do you think the king wears? Or Prince Harry? Lately I find my eyes drawn to the watches actors wear in movies and television shows. Also important people in news photos. But I rarely notice what kinds of watches everyday people wear, which isn&#8217;t very democratic of me.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Happy International Day of the Worker to you, friends!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I grew up around nasty bigots like Greg Abbott. They filled the pews of the Southern Baptist churches my mother dragged me to. They are the reason I&#8217;m an atheist today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,10,2],"tags":[4262,4263,4261,4260],"class_list":["post-33289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consumerism","category-current-events","category-personal","tag-godsavetheking","tag-mayday","tag-nastybigots","tag-woundtight"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33289"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33340,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33289\/revisions\/33340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}