{"id":33066,"date":"2023-03-21T08:29:54","date_gmt":"2023-03-21T15:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=33066"},"modified":"2023-03-21T08:29:58","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T15:29:58","slug":"uh-huh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=33066","title":{"rendered":"Uh Huh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 10:30 AM in New York City and there&#8217;s been no indictment. I knew there wouldn&#8217;t be. Know how I knew? Because more than two years into the Biden administration, Louis DeJoy is still postmaster general.<\/p>\n<p>My take on Republican attacks on critical race theory, the 1619 Project, school textbooks that address slavery and racial injustice, wokeism in general? Fear that schools will produce a new generation of white adults who support reparations. The threat of slave rebellions once kept the plantation class up at night. Now it&#8217;s the thought of having to pay reparations.<\/p>\n<p>In a skit at a drunken squadron party in the Netherlands, I put on a blonde wig, stuffed balloons down my front, and wore a skirt while playing the part of our commander&#8217;s secretary. Which I guess makes me a drag queen.<\/p>\n<p>I subscribed to Paramount Plus in order to watch Wolf Pack, Sarah Michelle Gellar&#8217;s return to television, which started off strong but ended in a hopeless muddle. I should have given up halfway through and saved myself the second month&#8217;s subscription fee, but that&#8217;s how hard I stan Buffy, er, Sarah.<\/p>\n<p>Thirty-one years ago, <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/apnews.com\/article\/9b5fe5b7cce0b0e41ad700718da756ba\">an American fighter pilot lost control of his F-16<\/a><\/strong> while trying to piss in a bag and was forced to eject. How is it I&#8217;m just now learning of this? I can&#8217;t count the number of times I&#8217;ve used those bags. Without incident. It&#8217;s ten times harder for women fighter pilots to pee in the cockpit, but I&#8217;ve never heard of one crashing because of it. Anyway, it&#8217;s nice to hear the U.S. Air Force is still actively looking for ways to <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.military.com\/daily-news\/2023\/03\/20\/female-air-force-pilots-would-be-able-safely-pee-flight-during-long-missions-new-tech-being-tested.html\">ease the urinary burden for woman pilots<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 10:30 AM in New York City and there&#8217;s been no indictment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[250,10,3,2,8,30,414],"tags":[4217,4219,4218,4220],"class_list":["post-33066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-wars","category-current-events","category-flying","category-personal","category-politics","category-reviews","category-tv","tag-donnieskatesagain","tag-dragqueen","tag-reparations","tag-urgentneeds"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33066","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33066"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33066\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33071,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33066\/revisions\/33071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}