{"id":3276,"date":"2009-12-02T07:50:16","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T14:50:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=3276"},"modified":"2009-12-02T08:00:32","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T15:00:32","slug":"still-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=3276","title":{"rendered":"Still Married"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>. . . after 44 years!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3274\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3274\" style=\"width: 439px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3274\" title=\"Image1\" src=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Image1.jpg\" alt=\"December 1965\" width=\"439\" height=\"410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Image1.jpg 439w, https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Image1-300x280.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 439px) 100vw, 439px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3274\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">December 1965<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3275\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3275\" style=\"width: 439px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3275\" title=\"11-07-09_5a\" src=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/11-07-09_5a.jpg\" alt=\"November 2009\" width=\"439\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/11-07-09_5a.jpg 450w, https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/11-07-09_5a-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 439px) 100vw, 439px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3275\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">November 2009<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Thanks for hanging with me, Donna!<\/p>\n<p>I always look up anniversaries to find out what the traditional gift is, but it&#8217;s rare that I can afford it.\u00a0 Forty-four must be an off anniversary, because according to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anniversaryideas.com\/44th_wedding_anniversary.htm\" target=\"blank\">this site<\/a> the traditional gift is &#8220;groceries.&#8221;\u00a0 Well, what do you know . . . I was planning on grilling a couple of good steaks tonight . . . perfect!<\/p>\n<p>Donna&#8217;s taking me out this afternoon for a pedicure.\u00a0 It&#8217;s part of her lifelong plan to emasculate me.\u00a0 Up to now I&#8217;ve always resisted, but this time I said okay.\u00a0 I mean, what the hell.\u00a0 I flew fighters, I ride a motorcycle, I fathered two children . . . I think my manly-man cred is safe . . . besides, the older I get the harder it is to clip those toenails.\u00a0 If he &amp; she pedicures is what Donna wants for our 44th anniversary, it&#8217;s he &amp; she pedicures we&#8217;ll get!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s to 45 . . . and beyond!\u00a0 I love you, Donna!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. . . after 44 years! Thanks for hanging with me, Donna! I always look up anniversaries to find out what the traditional gift is, but it&#8217;s rare that I can afford it.\u00a0 Forty-four must be an off anniversary, because according to this site the traditional gift is &#8220;groceries.&#8221;\u00a0 Well, what do you know . [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[61],"class_list":["post-3276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-anniversary"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3276"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3279,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3276\/revisions\/3279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}